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Ajax's List: 213 Things Ajax is Not Allowed to Do in the Fatui by A_Hallucination, AstraKiseki, crowdotink archive (orphan_account), FermentedBread, Flammby_Wolf, Narsci, Onyxiex, RileythePyro
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Dec 2020
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This is exactly what it says on the tin: a list of 213 things that an idiot narwhal can no longer do in the Fatui.
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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Phainon is a pilot; Mydei is a rock star. Due to their demanding schedules, they don't get to spend much time together, so when they do get some time together, they make the most of it.
After one of his flights, Phainon is jokingly suggested to take a flight attendant uniform home; little do the people know he actually decides to follow through on that suggestion.
Aka: Phainon in a flight attendant uniform, surprising Mydei.
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For better, for worse, in sickness and in health, in truth and in falsehood by Crystalair
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Feb 2026
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//That awkward moment when you find out you've been married for months
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Phainon should have probably asked himself a few questions about why the Kremnoans treated his so peculiarly and Mydei should have probably been more careful not to be seen if he just wanted to go through the motions of courtship for his own self satisfaction
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Dan heng is hot all over.
The new form granted to him through their journey on Amphoreus undoubtedly had its advantages but so it did the limitations.
The sweltering, dizzying heat that he feels now, rendering him helpless and unable to do much of anything without struggle to keep himself together, is certainly one of them.
His mind muddled by the intensity of all the sensations piling on him at once - hazy unclear; the tightness of his shirt, fabric grazing against his chest, the flush he feels on his face, skin hot and the drops of sweat rolling down the back of his neck.
The heat - the most intense of all - pooling deep in the pit of his stomach, tingling and itchy.
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He is relieved, but he regrets, and yet those regrets mean nothing—
“I wouldn’t quite say it means nothing, young Senju.”
“A gift,” it tells him, two points of white-hot heat carving themselves into where his two palms should be, “A second chance, for your regrets.”
Tobirama can’t breathe—
or; the sage of six paths shoves a dying tobirama’s soul into his younger body, which is about to use the hiraishin to kill uchiha izuna.
(ft. zetsu getting his ass beat, an exasperated but burnt-out tobirama, copius amounts of pining, izuna deciding tobirama is now his very best friend (how did that happen?), various sticky uchiha children, madara being an idiot, complicated love triangles and/or squares and/or shapes, etc.)
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- Part 3 of two graves, one gun
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