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    “Ah.” Digging his fingers into the soft material of Lan Zhan’s spare lounge clothes for comfort, he giggles awkwardly, taking a step towards the bathroom. “Don’t worry, I was just joking with—"

    It’s so entirely uncharacteristic, that he’s stunned into silence when Lan Zhan cuts him off mid-sentence, telling him, “You are never an imposition.”

    Wei Ying’s anxious gaze snaps up, his heart twisting. Lan Zhan’s brow is furrowed; and the disapproval, combined with the burning intensity he finds there, have his mouth suddenly running dry.

    His tongue is heavy. “That’s not really true, Lan Zhan. I can think of many examples—”

    Lan Zhan’s eyes flash. “Never to me.” There’s something about the way he says that, a particular finality, which has Wei Ying nervously catching his bottom lip between his teeth, gnawing at it tentatively.

    Not breaking away from Lan Zhan’s heavy stare, he exhales unsteadily. “Sure,” his voice is rougher than usual. “Whatever you say, er-gege.”

    aka. madam yu is a genuinely horrific person and parent, and wei ying is falling apart — thankfully, lan zhan is there to pick up the pieces.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    The landlady says, "How many rooms would you like, sir?" at Lan Wangji, in a way that strongly implies that Wei Wuxian had better not be chasing after a handsome alpha cultivator trying to return him to the bosom of his family before Wei Wuxian managed to irretrievably compromise himself.

    Wei Wuxian opens his mouth to say "Two, please, auntie," in an effort to save Lan Wangji's reputation, but before the words leave his mouth, Lan Wangji says,

    "One."

    Both Wei Wuxian and the landlady stare at him. It's clear that the landlady is trying to figure out if this upright-looking cultivator is the one actually taking advantage of a scrawny omega with donkey shit on his boots, but Wei Wuxian isn't much less confused.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    “So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.

    “Other suitors?”

    Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”

    “What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.

    “That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”

    Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.

    OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off

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    16 Feb 2026

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    5 times Lan Wangji helps Wei Wuxian with his heats, and 1 time Wei Wuxian returns the favor.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Omega fox Wei Wuxian and alpha dragon Lan Wangji are set to marry.

    Things aren’t off to a very good start.

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    05 Feb 2026