16 Works by MuffinEngineer86

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  1. You Missed Chimichanga Wednesday! by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), WandaVision (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)  

    18 Aug 2024

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    Darcy found herself being kidnapped and to her surprise, her Chimichanga Sugar babe Wade came to her rescue. And he brought a friend.

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    1/1
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    3
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    323

  2. Code Margarita & Rainbows by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (TV 2021)  

    30 Jun 2024

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    Darcy had a not-so-good day at work and got home early. She required Code Margarita! Jane was happy to help. And Yelena, yeah, she had news.

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    2/?
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    10
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    31
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    2
    Hits:
    355

  3. Bucky Barnes, Space Pirate OR Sam regretting taking Bucky to space with him by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), WandaVision (TV), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)  

    31 Jan 2024

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    Bucky snorted. “This is your fault.”
    “How is it my fault?” Sam looked at Bucky in disbelief. They had other problems right now, like being stranded in the middle of unknown territory.
    “You should have let me drive.” Bucky crossed his arms, eyebrows pulled down and frowning.
    About two hours later, their com cracked to life.
    “This is The Queen Jane’s Revenge. We received your emergency beacon. What is your problem, Zephyr Three? How can we assist?”
    “Thank you, Queen Jane’s Revenge. We have trouble with our engines.” Sam looked at Bucky, who had the same suspicion written all over his face.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    961

  4. Everything Short and Flash(y) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), WandaVision (TV)  

    30 Jan 2024

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    All sorts of short and flashfics.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    18
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,424

  5. Second Chance Shelter by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    21 Jan 2024

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    All Bucky wanted was to get his printouts, but he found an application form, which he didn’t print. But Darcy did. She didn’t need to twist Bucky’s arm for him to also volunteer at the local animal shelter to become a cuddle buddy for the unfortunate pets living there.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    4
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    300

  6. Simply Magic - The 24h Help Hotline by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)  

    30 Nov 2023

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    “Ah, Darcy. How long has it been? Two hours? You must like my voice a lot.”
    Arrr. Gods. Was he reading her mind? That man was so entitled! She wished the Darth Vader Force choke move was real.
    “No, not really. As you should know by now, I’m an astrophysicist, and your manuals are shit. On top of it, I inherited a shop full of old magical objects with no manuals at all.”

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    2/?
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    Comments:
    15
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    576

  7. Apple Rain by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Sep 2023

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    “I’m just a woman, and you’re teasing me by not wearing underwear under your tight pants." She palmed the bulge in his pants. "This big cock of yours is screaming at me to take it. I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a pick-your-own-apples event. You’re a little brat, and I’m horny, so fuck me.

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    1/1
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    87
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    6
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  8. Not My Circus by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    30 Sep 2023

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    When trouble arose two astrophysicists had to hide in a Circus led by no other than Captain America himself, Steve Rogers.

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    350
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
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  9. Avengers Towing Service by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)  

    28 Sep 2023

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    Stories from the Avengers Towing Service
    Steve followed some military vehicles, including a jet fighter on a trailer. He saw them by chance. The Air Force convoy turned into a parking lot, blocking several parking spaces.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Comments:
    6
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    133

  10. Everyday Heroes - Avengers Towing Service by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)  

    22 Sep 2023

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    "Welcome back to a new episode of “Everyday Heroes”. I'm Christine Everhart, and this time, we accompany people who provoke mixed feelings in most of us. When you have trouble, you expect them impatiently. And when not, you despise them. Today, we shadow the Avengers Towing Service in New York.”

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    1/?
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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  11. One Parking Violation at a Time by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    03 Sep 2023

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    The Avengers’ Towing Service had the opportunity to be on the TV show “Everyday Heroes”. Darcy was all for it. She cleaned her truck twice and even decorated it. Was it too much? Maybe, but she wanted to make a good impression for the Avengers’ Towing Service. Only she didn’t vibe with the camerawoman accompanying her. And she had again to tow a certain serial parking regulations violator. State Attorney Loki Odinson didn’t seem to take the parking regulations of the road traffic regulations seriously.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    224

  12. Legendary Lost & Mythological Found by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    13 Aug 2023

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    Walking back the way he came, Daisy held his nose in the wind and sniffed. He found her trail, but it ended suddenly. The only thing he could make out was her glasses on the ground next to an old stone with a strange glyph, looking like a maze, carved into it. “Fuck.”
    “Ouch.” Darcy rubbed her butt, looking confused around the dark room. One minute she walked under the bright sun of Crete with Daisy, and the next, the ground beneath her feet opened and swallowed her up.

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    35
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  13. People with too much time and too little to do by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), WandaVision (TV)  

    06 Aug 2023

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    First, his flashlight gave up the ghost, and now it started raining. Didn’t get him wrong, he enjoyed her company, but he really considered if sitting in a cornfield at night in the rain was worth meeting the infamous Darcy Lewis. He should have asked Nat for a meeting with the astrophysicist. Owing her a favor looked more favorable than his current situation.

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    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    800

  14. Her Red Lips by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    30 Jul 2023

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    Brock wanted Darcy, not just her body. She consumed him. He was shamelessly in love with her.
    But she had a boyfriend.
    Shame. Really.
    But he was Crossbones. He was bold and had better abs, so he asked her for a date in front of her boyfriend.
    To Jack's surprise, it worked. He would make every evening he got with her count. He would prove to her that he was the man for her. Only he knew how to please a queen like her.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,260

  15. Soaking Wet by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)  

    23 Jul 2023

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    Loki's eyebrows pinched together. He had trouble processing what he just heard. How could a woman be too wet during sex?
    He knew he should not eavesdrop, but it concerned Doctor Lewis. She made him feel like he was five hundred again, an awkward adolescent discovering amorous desires. He wished to bury his face in her beauteous bosom.

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    1/2
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    Comments:
    4
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1,914

  16. Delivering Opportunities by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    25 Jun 2023

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    Steve waited for his new sex toy to be delivered. Unfortunately for him, it was badly packaged and delivered by Darcy.
    He had the biggest crush on Darcy and no clue how to get her to notice him.

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    English
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    4,276
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3,229

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