MrNotABoy



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Link is dead. And Link is dead. And Link is also dead. All of the Links are dead. It's a perfect opportunity to work on their issues.

    Words:
    2,124
    Works:
    1
  2. Summary

    A series of horribly self-indulgent, unrelated shorts centered around classic fanfiction tropes and cliches. Yes, I am this desperate for fics of my rare-pair.

    Words:
    6,884
    Works:
    3

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”

    For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.

    Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.

    “You killed my husband?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,785
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    1,416
    Bookmarks:
    478
    Hits:
    6,984

    11 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 91

    Tags
    Summary

    “I think Alfred’s trying to kill me.”

    Bruce paused, coffee mug halfway to his mouth. He peeled his focus away from his phone to look at Tim with concern. “What?”

    “The cat,” Tim clarified. Maybe he should have strategized his entrance, so he didn’t sound so crazy. He took a breath, which stretched into a yawn, and settled his posture to try again. “I think Damian’s cat is trying to murder me.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    2,144

    26 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    In which Bruce Wayne is a pediatrician at Thomas Wayne Memorial Hospital. Every once in a while he meets another orphan in need of help, and what is he supposed to do, not adopt them? Come on.

    Words:
    12,749
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    538

    03 Mar 2025

  4. Rec 97

    Tags
    Summary

    Sometimes—most of the time—all the time, Tim gets the sense that he’s not real. Sure, he’s, well, scientifically existent. There are cells that form a body and a thinking brain and a mind and that conglomeration is called Tim. So, in a purely theoretical sense, Tim is real.

    But in a practical sense, Tim just doesn’t exist.

    (It takes less than an hour for Tim to cleanse the brownstone of all traces of his presence.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    699
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    3,797

    12 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Tim's babysitter as a child was Deathstroke, which left him more mentally stable than most. Now that he's the notorious thief, Red X, that tends to make him everyone's discount therapist.

    Words:
    73,654
    Works:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1,622

    14 Oct 2023