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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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Cheating during the Quidditch match turned out to be the best decision Draco had ever made. Mainly because it ended with him pinned against a wall by none other than Harry Potter, whose wand was threateningly pointed at his throat, and with that wild look in his eyes.
The one Draco craved.
For Harry, Draco is entirely helpless, at his mercy and beautifully ruined.
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20 Feb 2026
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“Are you fucking KIDDING ME!?”
Every head in the room snapped towards Robards’ office where a very angry, and very different-looking Harry Potter stood in the doorway. He stood like he was out for blood and zeroed in on Draco. His face did an amusing flutter, which Draco couldn’t quite identify before it settled back on outraged anger.
And Draco. Well, Draco felt like he’d been crucioed.
Harry actually stomped his way over, and Draco had enough presence of mind to wave his hand at the desk to revert to its previous state before Harry could see that Draco was poking around it.
“What the fuck do you think you’re playing at?” Harry barked when he finally stood in front of Draco.
Merlin’s beard. Who was this man standing in front of him? Harry’s wild hair was pulled back into a bun and curls fluttered around his face; a far more handsome face than from what Draco remembered as a teen, even more so, probably, if the look of pure hatred and exhaustion wasn’t clouding it.
The stupid bloody crush always had to show up when he least wanted it.
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20 Feb 2026
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A Very Malfoy Guide on Quidditch by 10MinutesADay (moucche)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.
Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.
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20 Feb 2026
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
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12 Feb 2026