Miss_Useless
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Sirius raises Harry.
Harry has a happy childhood but a strange one.
That doesn't really change when he gets to Hogwarts.
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- Part 2 of Smoke
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17 Feb 2026
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Hogwarts, to welcome you home by gedsparrowhawk (FaceChanger)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2016
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“You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”
“Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.
Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
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17 Feb 2026
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Bruised peaches at the bottom of the basket, a drenched fluffy kitten in a cardboard box, a little kid out on a roof way past his bedtime.
She just can’t help herself.
Tim's parents suck, and Selina finds herself on the right rooftop at just the right time. And then she just can't seem to let go of that scrawny little kid.
A long-ish work that slowly tells their story through Selina's eyes.
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14 Feb 2026
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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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13 Feb 2026
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Karina Black never makes it back to Hogwarts. After torture and months spent hiding from the people who broke her, she's trying to recover while the war keeps tightening around her. With Dumbledore gone, she's left with a final charge she doesn't feel ready to carry and a future she can barely picture.
As the world fractures, Kari must figure out who she is without the safety of school walls, and whether she can still shape the fight ahead without losing what little of herself she's managed to hold onto.
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- Part 12 of The Path Less Traveled On
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10 Feb 2026