Meepius147
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Tommyinnit is hiding half-starved in the cave networks of Hermitcraft. The Hermits, torn between kindness and caution, slowly befriend the weird kid living underfoot in the only way they know how: Shenanigans, stupidity, and shenagigans. Yes I put that down twice on purpose.
(or: The story of how Tommy learned to cook, made a forever friend, and slowly came in from the cold.)
Title from No Land Beyond by Dirt Poor Robins.
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In which Tommy finds his way onto the hermitcraft server, every hermit is at least a little bit Bugs Bunny coded, and zero boats are placed in water.
... They're still used, though. Like, a LOT.
(or: The Hermit!Tommy fic you already got from Aard_rinn, but don't worry it's totally different I promise I'm going somewhere unique with this it's not MY fault our first chapters are really really similar--)
EDIT: This fic is no longer updating, and is being rewritten (if you can call it that) under the name 'More Than Our Appetites Demand'. Check the 'works inspired by this one' by the end notes for a link.
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An outline of a stupid crack piece in which canon is a dartboard– and baby, i can’t fucking play darts. Also in which the author fears neither god nor mortal man, Dick isn’t sure if Damian knows how babies happen, and two dumbasses convinced they know how adoption works make some very spiffy powerpoints.
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I've gotten good at living (on someone else's page) by Meepius147
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Nov 2023
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The best lies are spun from truth, and Annabelle is a very good liar. So even through the fear— of the spider’s legs undulating in a pantomime of weaving, of strings that he cannot see, of lies and manipulation and Annabelle herself— The Archivist can recognize that one, underlying truth:
Somebody else is always in control.
Or: You're going to want to read this story twice.
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A poem about self-improvement, in a sense. (that sense is ironic.)
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Break your body into lumber. Hide inside the gears,
Dissociate and suffer.
Be good. Be better–
Objective, unflinching, calculated killing
Machine, stomp stomp– wire and wheels that feel nothing.Series
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what to (be) for the woman who (is) everything by qwanderer
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
10 Oct 2023
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Lord Aral Vorkosigan woke up naked, tangled skin-to-skin with his new wife, and experienced the same kind of terrified awe he had when he’d determined that she wasn’t a drunken hallucination. The heavens had opened up and delivered to him everything he needed most in one delightful Cordelia-shaped package, and now he just had to figure out how to keep her.
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Jaskier isn’t breathing. His skin is pale - a horrible green-grey around his lips and eyes - and when Geralt puts a hand to his jaw he’s icy cold. He presses an ear to his chest to better hear over the roar of the waves. He’s not dead. Not quite. But close.
Geralt and Jaskier's boat is caught in a storm on their way to Skellige. When Jaskier is tossed overboard, Geralt must save him - twice. But through saving his life, Geralt leaves Jaskier horribly injured - and he realises how easy it could be to accidentally hurt him again.
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15 Feb 2026
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Geralt remembered. Geralt remembered, and sent him this darling little postcard, even though he’s always grousing about not having any money for frivolities. He remembered, and sent him a gift, despite his continual moaning at him when they’re on the Path together.
Alone on the Path, Geralt finds something that reminds him of his bard. In Oxenfurt, equally alone, Jaskier is trying to ignore the pain of another forgotten birthday - until he receives an unexpected gift... and an unexpected guest. Perhaps this birthday isn't a disaster, after all.
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15 Feb 2026
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Don't Look a Gift Goblin in the Mouth by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 May 2020
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“No, I’m serious, I really do have like, uh—a goblin… thing… in my house!” Jaskier insists. “Will you come take a look at it? I don’t want it to, I don’t know, eat my liver or something?”
Geralt massages at his temple. “Very few monsters are that picky. It would probably just eat all of you.”
Aka: The one where Jaskier hires Geralt to investigate a monster in his house, and the outcome is somehow better and worse than Geralt expects.
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get you on the springs (make you fall) by susiecarter for Nary
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
14 Feb 2020
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The point is, they'd better not. It wouldn't work. And when Jaskier tries something, because he's definitely going to, it'll be up to Geralt to make the right decision and save them both the trouble.
Better that things should go on as they are. Better than sating Jaskier's whims and having it all fall apart after.
This once, perhaps, there's a lesser evil after all. And Geralt will choose it and gladly.
(Or: Jaskier starts hitting on Geralt all the time. Geralt ignores it, because that's obviously the only reasonable thing to do. Except, sooner or later, he isn't going to be able to anymore.)
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13 Feb 2026