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“You’re going undercover—you’ve got to look the part. And by that I mean you’ve got to look like the kind of person who listens to folk, wears bells around their ankles, and dances naked beneath the full moon while singing about auras and Mother Earth and shit.”
“Has he—er, has he actually got to do that, sir?” Harry asks, earning himself a glare from Draco.
“No, Potter. We don’t want people to hear his jingling approach if he’s got to do any sneaking, do we?”
“Right, sir.” Harry pauses, then asks, “And the naked dancing?”
Or: Harry and Draco are sent undercover to expose a fraudulent fortune teller. Draco’s in a long skirt and fruity lip gloss. Harry’s in trouble – after years spent trying not to ogle his Auror partner, he’s barely hanging on.Bookmarked by Meechie
02 Jan 2026
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Harry signed up for a stall at the Godric's Hollow Outdoor Market to prove he's not a recluse.
He didn't plan on proving it to Draco Malfoy.
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05 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.
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- 6/6
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31 Mar 2025
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“Harry Potter will steal something precious from Draco Malfoy,” Draco said in a voice that didn’t sound like his own.
“What?” Harry asked, confused.- Language:
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- 1/1
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07 Dec 2024
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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2015
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After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the
eighteentwenty dicks.Series
- Part 1 of Dick Chicken
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10 Nov 2024
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Speaking to Draco is like poking a beehive - and Harry is a glutton for punishment.
In which Harry makes some serious blunders and then tries to fix it. Somehow.
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Draco’s eyes narrow and his mouth purses, pretty and pink and wet from whatever he’s been drinking. “Any mediocre time is better than whatever you can you offer, Head Auror Potter. We’ve had this conversation. I thought I made myself clear.”
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- 29,211
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27 Oct 2024
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A True Entanglement by Booktopus for tenthousandyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2022
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One moment, Harry was minding his own business, going about his workday, and the next, he found himself being dragged across the Ministry by a red string that had somehow curled up in a pretty little bow around his wrist. A story of fate, smut, falling in love, and a string named Harold.
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- 10,243
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- 1/1
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30 Jul 2024
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Malfoy binds himself with a sex curse. Harry cannot get enough (but would much prefer to keep Malfoy for himself).
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- 3/3
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18 May 2024
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Harry's not sure which would be worse: Ron and Hermione finding out he buys Draco Malfoy's premium pornography and an extra gift off his wishlist every week, or Draco Malfoy finding out Harry has a horrible, distracting, embarrassing crush on him.
Alt title: Whore-ton Hears a Harry.
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- 39,283
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- 12/12
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26 Mar 2024
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Ron fucks up his Silencing Charms in the dorm one night. Then Malfoy does. The rest, as they say, is history.
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After ending up in the Spell Damage Ward at St Mungo’s, Harry is put on mandatory holiday leave.
The catch: he has to spend it with Malfoy at his cottage deep in the woods. Harry has no idea why Malfoy agreed to host him, considering he avoided ever being alone in a room with Harry before he left for his sabbatical a year ago.
To complicate things, Harry’s enormous longstanding crush hasn’t waned at all in Malfoy’s absence.
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 247
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17 Feb 2024
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Waiting By An Open Door by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) for bixgirl1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2017
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Draco starts following Potterwatch secretly during the War. He wishes Potter would come save him too. But that sort of thing only happens in fairy tales, and Malfoys don't get fairy tale endings, do they?
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- 1/1
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- 236
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27 Jan 2024
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Draco doesn't know what's worse—having the fanatical Oliver Wood as his coach for the Quidditch World Cup, or having Potter (gorgeous, fit Potter) as the commentator for said World Cup.
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Clouds That Veil the Midnight Moon by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2020
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According to Harry’s personal narrative regarding the incident, he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy for purely self-destructive reasons, or out of convenience, or by some unlucky accident. Looking at him, sprawled in the moonlight, Harry is devastated to recall that he’d hooked up with Draco Malfoy because he’s hot.
Draco is a secret werewolf and Harry is doing his best and they've got criminals to catch, darn it.
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Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this.
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- 46,434
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- 1/1
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- 286
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15 Apr 2023
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Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on 'Taming of the Shrew': An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
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- 47,473
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 69
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- 1,920
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17 Mar 2023
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Pocket Full Of Starlight (Never Let It Fade Away) by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2012
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When Scorpius Malfoy and Jamie Potter meet at Quidditch camp, they take an instant dislike to each other. Then they discover their lives are more connected than they could possibly imagine.
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- English
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- 46,315
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 290
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- 149,324
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17 Mar 2023
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Hatred Bound; Love Learned by LadySlytherin for drarryxlover
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2013
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Draco’s whole life was planned for him, right from the start. Even now, with the war over and his life in ruins, he has no choice. At this point, he doesn’t even expect one. All he’s really hoping for…is a second chance.
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- English
- Words:
- 20,201
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 110
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- 1,687
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- 379
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17 Mar 2023
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The Wonder of You by Ladderofyears for Melcarrianna
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2022
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A Family Man AU. In the year 2000, Harry left Draco behind in London, intent on America and Quidditch fame and never looked back. Thirteen years later, Harry gets the opportunity to see what his life could have been like, had his life unravelled in a different way. Nothing in Harry’s world is the same, but Harry soon comes to realise that fatherhood, marriage and the biggest, laziest Crup in Hogsmeade add to up a life he enjoys more than he could ever have imagined.
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Mortified, Draco turns on his heel, wishing to leave.
"I can smell you, Malfoy." Potter's voice is somewhere between a growl and a hiss, stopping Draco dead in his tracks.
"Tell me, do I smell as good as I look, Potter?"
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- Words:
- 2,830
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 6
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- 80
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13 Nov 2022