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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    “You’re going undercover—you’ve got to look the part. And by that I mean you’ve got to look like the kind of person who listens to folk, wears bells around their ankles, and dances naked beneath the full moon while singing about auras and Mother Earth and shit.” 

    “Has he—er, has he actually got to do that, sir?” Harry asks, earning himself a glare from Draco. 

    “No, Potter. We don’t want people to hear his jingling approach if he’s got to do any sneaking, do we?”

    “Right, sir.” Harry pauses, then asks, “And the naked dancing?”

     
    Or: Harry and Draco are sent undercover to expose a fraudulent fortune teller. Draco’s in a long skirt and fruity lip gloss. Harry’s in trouble – after years spent trying not to ogle his Auror partner, he’s barely hanging on.

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  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Harry signed up for a stall at the Godric's Hollow Outdoor Market to prove he's not a recluse.

    He didn't plan on proving it to Draco Malfoy.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Harry Potter will steal something precious from Draco Malfoy,” Draco said in a voice that didn’t sound like his own.
    “What?” Harry asked, confused.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    10 Nov 2024