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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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At the Still Point of the Turning World by LilaLuna
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Feb 2025
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“You look like you just sprinted a mile,” Alice said, smirking. “Dr. Harkness give you a hard time today?”
Rio dropped into the seat across from her, pulling her scarf loose and letting out a sigh. “No, not really. She actually said I had a ‘fair interpretation.’”
Alice leaned forward, resting her chin on her hand. “And that made your entire week, didn’t it?”
Rio tried to brush it off, stirring sugar into her coffee. “She’s just — she has this presence, you know? The way she talks, the way she challenges you. It’s like she’s… magnetic.”
“Uh-huh.” Alice’s smirk deepened. “Magnetic. Sure. That’s the word we’re going with?”
“Oh, stop it,” Rio groaned, her cheeks heating.
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Or: Rio Vidal, a PhD student, finds herself enthralled with Dr. Agatha Harkness, her Modernist poetry seminar teacher, and her adorable son, Nicky.
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05 Jan 2026
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So I wanted to write a groomy Agatha/needy sub Rio fic, and then I read Pretty Girl by Magnolie and I was like omfg this fic is the most epic groomy Agatha fic that was ever ficced. And I asked her if she minded me doing a similar premise and she said to go for it! So I'm going for it. Thank you to Magnolie =D
Rio is sentenced to 90 days of therapy. Agatha is the therapist.
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16 Dec 2025
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Rio Vidal is Lady Death. All powerful; all knowing. But what happens when she adapts her body to be more human like for Agatha's sake and becomes afflicted by, er, the human condition?
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Rio Vidal gets a UTI for the first time in her life, and Agatha Harkness is in for the ride of her life.
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18 Nov 2025
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stripper rio + jen’s famously hot friend agatha
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