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    A collection of various one shots with Ísól and the Doctor, travelling all across earth's history

    Some OS may be longer, some shorter, I don't write regulary, just whenever something comes to my mind
    Feel free to submit an event or a person you would like to see written down :D

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”

    “To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”

    “Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.

    “Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.

     

    (Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Jaskier is held hostage and cursed to kill one Geralt of Rivia. He ends up at the keep. He tries very hard to do a murder.

    Fortunately for everyone involved he's a terrible assassin.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    “It’s a wolf, not a dog,” Geralt says flatly.

    “It’s hurt.”

    “It’s a wolf.”

    “I’m helping it,” Ciri says, ignoring him, and turns back to the wolf.

     

    But when is a wolf not a wolf? When it's everyone's favourite humble bard, of course!

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     Today was, without a single doubt, the most peculiar day of Jaskier’s life.
     “I’m sorry,” he said to Yennefer, blinking up at her, very glad that he was seated on the side of the thin bed. “I think you just said that I’m pregnant.”
     The sorceress’s violet eyes harbored not an iota of humor. She crossed her arms under her ample bosom, and said, “You are pregnant.”
     “Pregnant with a magnificent bounty of well-crafted songs?”
     Her eyes narrowed. Under any other circumstances, he would have felt a mighty frisson of fear skittering down his spine. He was far too horrified of the words that rolled off her plump, red-painted lips next.
    “You are pregnant with a baby.”
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    In which Jaskier discovers that he's mysteriously pregnant but wants the baby, Geralt finally learns to use his words after twenty years, Yennefer is so done with two idiots in love and their communication problems, and Ciri gains a new family.

    (The main story is complete at 10 chapters, but will be updated with codas about Geralt and Jaskier and their life following the events of the main story. Also features my art!)

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    “Your bard’s bleeding,” Coën says by way of greeting, striding out to meet them on the walkway with Lambert trailing along beside him.

    Geralt frowns and turns to face them. “What?” He turns and is about to make his way back toward the inner keep when Ciri’s small, terrified voice rings out over the cold, sharp wind.

    "Geralt!”

     

    (Or, adrenaline is one hell of a drug and helps you forget that you've been steadily bleeding to death for the past hour)

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