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Hexes to Lovers by hoko_onchi for citrusses, oknowkiss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2024
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“I thought it would be fun, being an Unspeakable,” Potter says on the third day. “Like a spy film but with magic. Instead it’s just… measuring rocks and wanking in a lukewarm shower.”
“Poor little Chosen Boy. Is adulthood not treating you as well as your glamourous youth?”
Potter chucks a rock at the unsettlingly bare yew tree that sits stark against the grey sky, like bones stripped of flesh. The forest beyond is yellow and russet with autumn colour, but not this ancient piece of shit.
“You’re a fucking muppet, Malfoy.”
They return to silence; it is not companionable.
That night, Draco wanks about Potter wanking in the shower.
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Or: Draco and Harry are Unspeakables on a truly pointless mission. Draco insults Harry. Harry likes it.Bookmarked by Mandabnny
25 Feb 2026
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Draco realizes something.
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Bookmarked by Mandabnny
06 Feb 2026
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winter, 2002: Draco Malfoy is absolutely fine, thank you very much.
summer, 2008: Harry Potter is, er- well, not good exactly, but definitely better. Yeah. Better than before.A love story told in two somewhat unreliable parts, over six years. Featuring secret shagging, to friends, to the 'how is it fair for someone to say your name like that' sort of friends, to, finally, someone you could call a home.
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Bookmarked by Mandabnny
01 Feb 2026
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They hadn't expected it to happen so fast. Usually it took months, sometimes years, before a pregnancy was even possible. But not for them, obviously.
What nobody had told them was that male pregnancies came with a little extra spice.
When Harry suddenly fell very ill shortly after Draco's pregnancy was confirmed, he had to deal with a real life Uno reverse card.
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Bookmarked by Mandabnny
25 Jan 2026
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Draco woke in a panic, his heart hammering against his ribs. The ceiling was wood, looking rustic, and the air smelled of pine and earth, not flowers. Dread, cold and heavy, pooled in his gut as his vision cleared to reveal a group of strangers looming over him.
The man in front was tall and intimidating, with jagged scars on his face and a piercing glare, shone, and made fiercer by brilliant green eyes. A sob hitched in Draco’s throat. Kidnapped. The Crown Prince, taken like a commoner leaving a tavern!
The sheer indignity!
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Bookmarked by Mandabnny
14 Jan 2026
