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1. Hexes to Lovers by hoko_onchi for citrusses, oknowkiss

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Unspeakable Draco Malfoy
   • Unspeakable Harry Potter
   • Pointless Jobs
   • Background Ginny/Harry
   • Infidelity
   • As You Might Imagine They're Both Disasters
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Bickering
   • Negging
   • Draco's Attempts at Seduction Are Truly a Wonder
   • but they work
   • inappropriate use of hexes
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Light Dom/sub
   • but only sort of
   • They have no clue what they're doing
   • Drinking
   • Smoking
   • Wet Chips
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Mildly Dubious Consent

   Summary

   “I thought it would be fun, being an Unspeakable,” Potter says on the third day. “Like a spy film but with magic. Instead it’s just… measuring rocks and wanking in a lukewarm shower.”

   “Poor little Chosen Boy. Is adulthood not treating you as well as your glamourous youth?”

   Potter chucks a rock at the unsettlingly bare yew tree that sits stark against the grey sky, like bones stripped of flesh. The forest beyond is yellow and russet with autumn colour, but not this ancient piece of shit.

   “You’re a fucking muppet, Malfoy.”

   They return to silence; it is not companionable.

   That night, Draco wanks about Potter wanking in the shower.

   ~~
   Or: Draco and Harry are Unspeakables on a truly pointless mission. Draco insults Harry. Harry likes it.

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