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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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The Case of the Alma Matter by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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When a client comes calling with a case that's bigger than anyone expected, the Dead Boy Detective Agency (now with Living Girl Psychic) finds that they only way to close it is to return to the scene of the crimes: St Hilarion's Senior School.
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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eddie’s new roommate sure does get into a lot of fights.
a spider-man!steve story.
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6 bruises of steve’s + 1 of eddie’s.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
24 Feb 2026
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In the aftermath of Vecna Eddie can't seem to stop himself flirting with Steve. In the space of a single conversation he's told the guy to keep the jacket, compared himself to a fair maiden, and fucking winked apparently! Surely there's still some monsters left so he can fling himself into the upside-down and not have to face how embarassing he's being.
Steve is certain that all the feelings he's been having about Eddie are platonic with a captial P. True, he can't stop looking at the guy, and touching him, and thinking about how pretty he is and how soft his hair looks- But that's all totally normal friend stuff. Totally, completely, normal.
A fic exploring how the aftermath of vol. 2 could have gone had Vecna been defeated a few minutes earlier. Featuring Eddie's disaster flirting, The Jacket, Steve and Robin playing detective about Steve's sexuality, a Bi-awakening, Steve and Eddie co-parenting six children, and everyone else's reactions to the whole mess.
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- Part 1 of Caught in the Middle
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
23 Feb 2026
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It starts like this: Steve, waiting in his car to pick up Dustin and friends from a session of their Chutes and Ladders club or whatever. Waiting kind of impatiently, to be honest, even though it’s not like he has anywhere else to be because Robin’s busy tonight and, as he well knows by this point, saving the world doesn’t get you a girlfriend or glory or even a second age-appropriate friend, it just gets you another evening shift at Family Video and a long personal to-do list.
In the spring and summer of 1986, Steve Harrington contends with the biases of the day, hatches several plans, and finally really gets to know Eddie Munson.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
21 Feb 2026
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Good Ol' Fashioned Sexuality Crisis During the Apocalypse by words_reign_here
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Feb 2024
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The descent is slow, like watching someone knock your mom’s favorite crystal vase off the shelf and the sheer horror and panic that overwhelms you and slows time down, makes you think that you can get across the room in time to catch it.
But you never do, do you?
The vase shatters and with it, so does every preconceived notion you have of yourself.
That’s what Steve learns.
He learns how to fall, gracefully even.
And in the end, he learns how to shatter.Or
Steve saves Eddie in the Upside Down and it's hilarious and it broke Steve wide open.
There is family, and oh god, there is so much love.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
21 Feb 2026
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both the arms reaching and the arms pulling back by scritch
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
31 Aug 2022
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After Vecna, Steve and Eddie have a history together. Steve wants them to have a future together too.
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Steve shrugs, helplessly. He wants to reach over and tug at the beltloops of Eddie’s coveralls. He wants to put his hands on Eddie’s cheeks and look into his eyes. He wants Eddie to look back while he says I wanted to see you as well; or you look good in those coveralls; or sorry, I’m so sorry, I don’t know what I did but I miss you so much, please come back.Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
20 Feb 2026