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When Hermione's stuck in boring Ministry meetings, she lets her mind wander. It's not like anyone can hear her thoughts, right?
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She watched as Malfoy's fingers wrapped around his fancy feathered quill, flexing with each stroke as he meticulously penned line after line of notes. His fingers were long and elegant, the kind her mum would’ve deemed “fingers made for playing the piano.”
But Hermione thought his fingers were made for far more exciting things.
Fingers nimble enough to easily undo the back buttons of her knee-length pinstripe dress. Fingers gentle enough to skate across her jaw, leaving a fiery path behind, fingers firm enough to find home in her unruly curls, to fist at the root and pull, just enough to feel just right.
Fingers made to be buried in a woman’s cunt.
She was jolted from her thoughts by the sharp crack of Malfoy’s snapping quill.
“Excuse me, so sorry,” he muttered as all eyes turned toward him.
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19 Feb 2026
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All I Want— For Christmas is … Not A Weasley by HydingInVelaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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Listen. Before anyone judges me, understand this:
I have been single for exactly four days.
I spent day one drinking wine and rereading my old Hogwarts essays for comfort. (Nothing soothes heartbreak like academic validation.)
I spent day two making “mistakes” I should have known better than to make. I am the brightest witch of my age, allegedly.
I spent day three entirely blacked out, which I’m choosing to blame on the emotional fallout of day two, rather than the three bottles of elf-made red that were possibly—possibly—supplied to me by Malfoy, but that can’t be right. Surely not.
And day four—today—I decided I was… not well.My breakup with Ron was “mutual” in the way that only one of us agreed it was. I was pissed. In more ways than one.
So yes. I arrived at the Burrow a little unhinged, one might say.
But I did not intend to ruin their Christmas.Well—Not originally.
But four days ago, Ron Weasley dumped me. For Lavender Brown. And then—then—I learned he had been cheating on me for years.
So what’s a scorned witch to do?Series
- Part 1 of All I Want...
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12 Feb 2026
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Two glamoured idiots walk into a bar in the hopes of finding someone to help them forget about their mutual unrequited (or so they think) love.
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https://ficbook.net/readfic/12826813- Language:
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- 36,157
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- 11/11
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05 Feb 2026
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After an exhausting stint at the Ministry and an awkward breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger impulsively quits her job and moves into a tiny flat above Diagon Alley’s new arts district. A late-night chat with Luna Lovegood lands her a job at The Greenhouse, Luna and Neville’s trendy coffee shop, where she proves to be a very mediocre barista. Their most difficult customer, Draco Malfoy, is quick to complain about every badly foamed latte and insists she should be fired. Hermione is stubborn, Malfoy is infuriating, and neither of them can seem to stay away.
NOTE: This fic was remastered from its original version. Finished Oct 16 2025.
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- Part 1 of The Greenhouse Universe
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- English
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- 214,428
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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16 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy had not wanted to return to Hogwarts for his 8th year, and only did so at the insistence of his parents. When the Ministry announced a new marriage law in which any male of age must place a bracelet onto the arm of his witch of choice, Draco saw a way out of his relationship with Pansy Parkinson. The catch? The bracelet must be placed within 48 hours, or the male will lose his magic; if the bracelet deems the match incompatible it will not lock into place. Witches may contest the marriage after six months, the pair partaking in a series of three trials to prove the match incompatible; if the trials are successful, however, the pair must complete a soul bond.
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- English
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- 73,787
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- 39/39
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16 Dec 2025
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Prompt provided by The_Riria :
A band of evil elves who sell elven wine infused with Lust Potion. Draco and Hermione from The Department of Magical Creatures go to investigate and while accidentally getting trapped in a cave where the elves are hiding, they have to drink the wine to get out.Series
- Part 1 of The Catch Series
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12 Dec 2025
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**COMPLETE**What happens if Hermione never escaped that night at the Manor?
Instead, she is thrown into the dungeons.
Her friends had left her.
Her only company are her own thoughts and Draco Malfoy, who convinced the Dark Lord to spare her.
But at what cost to her?
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He withdrew his wand from his robes as he closed the remaining distance to Hermione. His black dragon skin shoes came into her view and she slowly raised her eyes to look at him. He towered over her, draped in black robes. The light was behind his head, creating a halo with his blonde hair.
Was this how she was going to die?
At the hands of Draco fucking Malfoy?
His grey eyes bored into hers as he leveled his wand on her chest. Her vision swam with tears that threatened to spill down her cheeks as she silently pleaded with him.
Draco's expression hardened as the first tear slid down her cheek.
If she hadn’t been looking at his face, she would have missed his words that barely carried to her ears, “I’m sorry, Granger.”
**Please read tags; be aware of content. Characters at the time are 18+.No underage content.**Series
- Part 1 of Imprisoned
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- English
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- 160,777
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- 100/100
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- 10
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- 1,550
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12 Dec 2025
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A pining Draco Malfoy (reluctantly) agrees to feed Crookshanks while Hermione Granger is out of town. While he’s at her house, he finds something under her bed. Something he shouldn’t have found, and DEFINITELY something he shouldn’t have touched.
Because once he does, everything begins to unravel. And there’s no going back.
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- Part 1 of The Doll Universe
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- English
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- 82,588
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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10 Dec 2025
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Every Death Eater is allowed to make one final request before their execution.
Draco Malfoy asks to see Hermione Granger.
And somewhere, a butterfly flaps its wings.
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- Part 1 of The Way Out Is Through
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,451
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 14
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- 940
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10 Dec 2025
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Hermione's new flatmate is driving her mad. Not the one that she's involved in a friends-with-benefits thing, no. The other one. The one that doesn't actually live there, but stays over way too often. The one her flatmate claims is just a friend. And once she finally voices her assumptions, both set out to prove just how wrong she truly is. [Muggle AU]
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- Part 1 of The Flatmate
- Language:
- English
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- 87,488
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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- 8
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- 452
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- 3,020
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07 Dec 2025
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Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV. Part 2 of the "Rights and Wrongs" series.
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- Part 2 of Rights and Wrongs
- Language:
- English
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- 160,297
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 2,988
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07 Dec 2025
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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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- Part 1 of Rights and Wrongs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 174,911
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 6,078
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07 Dec 2025
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Three years after the war, a curse is wreaking havoc on fertility in the wizarding world.
Now, the Ministry has mandated that those who can still make magical children "do their part" with obligatory dating within The Fertility Registry.
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"This act of selflessness on my part doesn’t mean that I don’t want the best. I always have. I always will. And, after assessing every candidate, I’ve decided objectively that it's you."
"Is that really your sales pitch, Malfoy? Please tell me this is some sort of joke.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,567
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 8
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- 552
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07 Dec 2025
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Frustrated with the male propensity to 'shag and run,' the girls engage in a contest to see who can go the farthest by Valentine's Day without going all the way. But perhaps they should have chosen their partners more carefully…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,274
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 18
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- 286
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06 Dec 2025
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
- Language:
- English
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- 61,235
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 8
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- 540
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04 Dec 2025
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 122,850
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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19 Nov 2025
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A love story in three parts: Hermione Granger is behaving strangely one day, enough so that Draco Malfoy follows her out of class, only to discover that she's accidentally imbibed a lust potion, and she needs his help.
"What do you want me to do?" Was he offering her assistance? He wasn't sure. It felt like an advantage he shouldn't take, and then she looked up at him through a riot of curls, pleading in her eyes. "Do you want me to help you?" He needed words and verbal confirmation.
"Yes." she nodded.Bookmarked by MachinationEvil
30 Oct 2025
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In an effort to rebuild post-war unity, Professor McGonagall implements a “House Empathy Project” during Eighth year. Students are paired anonymously across Houses and required to write letters weekly for the duration of term.
Hermione receives a letter from someone witty, intelligent, infuriating, occasionally kind… and maddeningly familiar.
Draco quickly realizes that his partner is none other than Granger. He wants to stop writing. He doesn’t. He can’t.
As their anonymous friendship deepens, truths are shared that neither would dare speak aloud in person. But when their identities are revealed, will pride threaten to unravel what they’ve built? Or will they see each other for the people in the pages and not the masks they’ve carried for years in public circles.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,573
- Chapters:
- 44/44
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- 249
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- 425
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26 Oct 2025
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“I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”
“And now is? How old are you?”
“Forty-one.”
Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,141
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 1,268
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- 5,358
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26 Oct 2025
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 160,698
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 9
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- 1,700
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- 4,133
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- 1,859
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25 Oct 2025
