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Inundation by Dathomirdumpsterfire (Kuraiummei), GhostPepperCalamari
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Feb 2026
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Something is hunting Darth Maul across the stars. A presence he cannot touch, whispers that chase him from sleep. Answers seem to lay in a place he cannot go... at least, not alone. Before the jedi and the sith, before the Republic or the Empire, before the ancient je'daii even, there were force users building temples and communing with the cosmic energies.
Somehow, even back then, there was a rule of two.
For Ben Kenobi, getting up each day is difficult enough, nevermind facing the past. He has one singular goal left to him: to be a guardian. A very distant guardian. Between the echoing emptiness of his cave and the war-torn memories that haunt him, he really just wants to be left alone.
Too bad for him that sleep-deprived sith lords aren't likely to take no for an answer.
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- Part 2 of Desertification
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 165,346
- Chapters:
- 74/79
- Comments:
- 1,005
- Kudos:
- 580
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01 Jan 2026
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Obimaul goodness.
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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Diary of an Emperor by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Jan 2022
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Dear Diary,
I am writing this diary because Shank, the motherfucking shebs, thinks it will help me move through whatever trauma I went through that took my memories. There are two problems that I have identified with this plan so far.
Problem 1: my trauma is not a bowel movement, so I don’t exactly know what Shank thinks will start moving here.
Problem 2: I am now the Emperor.
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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I Karking Hate Qui-Gon Jinn by OrianDCate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
17 Jan 2023
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The first time Mace Windu meets Qui-Gon Jinn, he gets his ass handed to him. From then on, a one-sided enmity is born, and Mace goes the rest of his life making decisions based on one question: what would Jinn do? Naturally, of course, he then does the exact opposite. Mace develops Vaapad, trains Depa Billaba and Obi-Wan Kenobi, makes friends with Dooku, and generally does everything he can to kark Qui-Gon Jinn over.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,785
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 455
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- 4,206
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Bookmarked by Lurking_potato
07 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Mace being overly competent and driven 10/10
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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How To Get Knighted - The Komari Vosa Speedrun by BoliTheSenate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Feb 2024
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Komari Vosa may not be the most academically inclined Jedi out there (much to her Master's suffering), but even she can put two and two together.
So when she meets a little orange Initiate up for grabs and the Initiate is the ideal minion for her, she knows what needs to happen.
If only her Master wouldn't be so stubborn about her needing those history credits to be admitted for a Knighting...
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18 Jul 2025
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The first day of a newly minted Master-Padawan pair is always special.
And Komari wants to celebrate the procurement of her Orange One with an adequately hearty meal. Only that she has to raid someone else's pantry to do so - and makes quite the interesting discovery about her new Padawan because of that.
Well, luckily, she knows just the thing to do.
And Vokara Che's sanity is a small price for the continued wellbeing of her little orange minion.
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18 Jul 2025
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Wade Through the Rivers of the Stars by Irrelevant86
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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Saoirse O’Ceallaigh was having a shit summer thanks to her ass of a cousin. And then her summer got even worse when she gets kidnapped by Zygerrian slavers. But the Zygerrians quickly realize they bit off more than they could chew when they kidnapped so many Midgardian woman and children. After fighting for her freedom, Saoirse finds herself in the Jedi temple, dealing with a language barrier, newfound Force powers, and a new connection to her Patron god!
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Everyone Needs Luck, But Not Us by krayters
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Jul 2024
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Obi-Wan woke up to the Force feeling immensely pleased with itself, which was never a good omen. If anyone was going to be randomly turned into a pre-teen overnight, naturally it would be him. For some reason, Obi-Wan realised he wasn’t even surprised anymore. He had a bad feeling about this.
Or: Your classic de-aged Obi-Wan fic but with a (Jedi Apprentice-fuelled) twist. A crappy crack/angst rollercoaster that somehow saves the galaxy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,592
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 1,092
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- 3,968
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- 1,210
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29 Jan 2025
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No Vacant Dream by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Nov 2025
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Fox dies.
Except he doesn’t, because as soon as the creepy Sith ritual drains the last of the blood from his body, he wakes up…somewhere. Somewhere else, where, for once, he can’t feel the Emperor’s claws digging into his head every hour of the cycle.
Unfortunately, this somewhere else is so deep in the middle of nowhere that he gets picked up by a mandalorian—some asshole called Montross who quickly proves that he’d be more helpful dead, especially once Fox finds out that this shabuir wants to sell him off to the Kyr’tsad. In a final bid for freedom, Fox disposes of his would-be captor, commandeers his ship, and goes on the run from the man’s terrorist Kyr’tsad friends and his weird Haat Mando’ad coworkers.
…until the weird coworkers finally catch up to Fox.
Or: upon his death, Fox is thrown several decades into the past, lands in Mandalore’s backyard, gets himself adopted, and (mostly intentionally) alters the course of the galaxy.
Oh, and he isn’t the only vod to get tossed through time and space.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,538
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 897
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- 3,284
- Bookmarks:
- 1,286
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- 59,815
Bookmarked by Lurking_potato
12 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Fox being an incredible machine and having a really terrible time... which miiiiight start getting better, evenutally.
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Certain Point by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Oct 2017
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In which Ben Kenobi travels back in time to a turning point in history.
ABANDONED WORK
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Functionally Complete by Jessepinwheel
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Apr 2023
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In digital logic, a set of operations is said to be functionally complete if and only if every logic gate can be constructed only using the operations in the set. {AND, NOT} is a well-known functionally complete set.
Twenty-two years ago, Obi-Wan left the Jedi Order for Melida/Daan and never returned. This is the story of what's happened since.
Features Detective Obi-Wan who's not a Jedi but has carved out a life for himself despite everything.
(Technically not complete, but since each story is self-contained, I'm marking it as such.)
- Words:
- 264,803
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 893
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17 Nov 2024
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cura te ipsum by Bioluminescent, WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2024
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Obi-Wan stared at the newcomer standing tense in the corner. Dark smoke curled around the other padawan’s boot like the tail of a lothcat.
With a huff, Obi-Wan disengaged his own lightsaber and clipped it to his belt, bowing in greeting. “Hello, Padawan Antilles.”
ORPadawan Obi-Wan Kenobi makes a friend and the universe changes for the better.
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- Part 1 of unless you're careful
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,680
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 2,042
- Kudos:
- 5,727
- Bookmarks:
- 1,894
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- 162,806
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11 Nov 2024
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Inspired at heart to sing your own death song by sporktato
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2022
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After two years of careful planning, Obi-Wan makes the decision to Fall. It saves the galaxy.
Or,
Obi-Wan is told that there is a Sith controlling the Senate. If there is one thing Obi-Wan has spent his life pursuing, it is the truth. So he opens his ears, and his eyes.
He becomes a High General, yes, and The Negotiator, but there is more.
He becomes a whisper collector, a shadow follower, an echo creator. What is the difference between negotiating and manipulating?
He is the rebellion, even if there is no true word for it yet.
Palpatine may think he is the puppeteer, but there's always a bigger fish, and this fish has friends.Series
- Part 1 of Morituri te salutamus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,819
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 524
- Kudos:
- 2,137
- Bookmarks:
- 557
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- 45,147
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15 Oct 2024
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Switch by 19BBY
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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Long ago, the Sith Order disguised themselves as Jedi, serving the Republic after killing all the Jedi. Soon, they would rule again.
Sheev Palpatine, the last surviving Jedi, has worked his way into power over the years in a desperate attempt to destroy the Sith. He plays the hand he’s been dealt, turning Sith to the light when he can, and is getting closer to his goal. The Sith have no suspicions. Soon, it will be time to make his move.
Or: the Clone Wars where the Jedi are all Sith and the Sith are all Jedi.
Bookmarked by Lurking_potato
30 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Funny uno-reverse universe of jedi org secretly sith, and the canonical siths being stealth jedi.
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Double Sided Saber by kharmachaos
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 Jun 2023
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Maul thought his final revenge would culminate in his death. He was wrong. Instead, mysterious forces interfere and yeet him back into the past so that many, many wrongs can be righted. Unfortunately, he is not going to have an easy time at it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,289
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 225
- Kudos:
- 832
- Bookmarks:
- 208
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- 12,025
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25 Sep 2024
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burn your draft card, we're going to hell by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Nov 2023
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“You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.
“Did I not tell you?” The General asks.
No, he did fucking not.
“Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”
When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.
“Cody? Are you upset, dear?”
(In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,058
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 393
- Kudos:
- 2,277
- Bookmarks:
- 538
- Hits:
- 38,980
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22 Sep 2024
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Commander Fox is Completely Fine by Maddy_B
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Jun 2022
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Cody was still staring at him. Fox wasn't sure what made him keep talking.
"It's always the shinies who think they're invincible," he muttered, "who think they're above the rules."
Cody nodded slowly.
"Yeah," he said, voice a little hoarse, "that's usually how I lose them too."
Fox watched as his little brother finished the rest of his drink and stared down into his empty cup.
It wasn't the same, he wanted to say. That's a battlefield, this is the centre of the Republic, it's different. The truth is that it's not as different as it should be.
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- Part 3 of The Not Good, Very Bad, Terrible Jedi
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 275,029
- Chapters:
- 70/70
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 3,604
- Kudos:
- 4,833
- Bookmarks:
- 906
- Hits:
- 206,076
Bookmarked by Lurking_potato
05 Sep 2024