Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
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In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
05 Jun 2025
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A missing scene from the first movie: A quiet conversation between Ellie Sattler and a morphine-addled Ian Malcolm. But what happens when Ellie, while patching up Ian's wound, notices his top surgery scars?
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- Part 2 of Trans Ian Malcolm
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I Don't Know Why (I Just Do) by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
29 Apr 2025
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With the tour vehicles stranded in the rain, Ian takes a moment to reflect on his conversation with Grant, his concerns about the park, and his gender journey so far.
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- Part 1 of Trans Ian Malcolm
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A Beautiful Eye In The Storm by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Nov 2024
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Winter is here, snow is falling. Most of Stede’s crew have left the lair or are sleeping. But where is Edward? He can’t be hibernating like that hamster of his, right? He is a rat after all…
Izzy goes to find Ed and some winter shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 2 of Ey rett!
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How to Be a Pie-Rat by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Sep 2024
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Stede wants to be free. He has every luxury he could wish for but he feels like he is always running in circles. When the opportunity presents itself he takes off. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
Ed is haunted by his painful past. He is famous, powerful and feared but he feels like he is frozen in place. When he hears of a new arrival in his territory he is intrigued. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
Also, Stede is a golden hamster and Ed is a sewer-rat.Series
- Part 1 of Ey rett!
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5 Times Alastor Came Out To Someone +1 Person He Can't Come Out To But Wishes He Could by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2024
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Set after the first fic in this series but can be read as a stand-alone.
Now that Alastor is aware of the fact that he's asexual, he's starting to navigate sharing that fact with the people in his life.
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- Part 2 of Ace Alastor Centric
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Trans Ian Malcolm by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandom Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
05 Jun 2025
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Ey rett! by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Nov 2024
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