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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Your face starts to heat up, but you put a stop to that shit real fucking quick. By no means is Dave Strider going to get nervous today. Him? Pffft, there’s no possible way. Being a sex god is basically a part of the Strider DNA makeup. This is all gonna come to you naturally on the first try. Obviously! That’s why you uh… totally are uh…

    Fuck.

    (Or, Karkat and Dave have sex for the first time)

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    12 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sollux offers himself up to the harem of the newly crowned empress Feferi Peixes in order to act as a spy. She’s not what he expected, and this is the opposite of a problem.

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    07 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Dirk/Auto-responder smut because I'm normal about these characters. Loads of humiliation and pain, my fave.

    Will I update/upload any other fics? Unclear. If you want more, let me know in the comments <3 I may add a chapter or two if the stars align for it.

    Thank you for reading!

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    08 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    In which a young man decides to further his budding flush relationship by taking it to the bed, using a scientific hypothesis (which may or may not be more of a bet) as an excuse to put an alien through a slight... orgasm gauntlet.

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    28 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Are you alright, Dirk?" You could hear a smug edge to his robotic voice, knowing damn well he could've made it sound more human, yet he chose to make it different, uncanny.

    "Go fuck yourself, man." You replied, eloquently.

    And that was the second moment of the night you should've felt something in the timeline shift.

    You watched as his expression underwent minute changes - something he had definitely programmed himself to have, as you were pretty sure your own expression would never - as he seemed to think about what he was about to do next.

    "Alright." He said, and you had already forgotten what he was replying to.

    His right hand came up to cup your cheek, while the other one slid down onto your chest. There was a split second of hesitation before he bent down to press his mouth to yours.

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    27 Jan 2026