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    There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
    Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
    And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile.

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    14 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Tony jabbed a finger toward him. “You are not a lone wolf anymore, Barnes. You don’t get to act like your way is always better just because you’ve survived hell. Newsflash: we all have.”

    And that was it.

    That was the point Bucky’s last shred of patience finally snapped.

    He could’ve yelled. Could’ve thrown a chair. Could’ve walked out.

    But no. He went for the nuclear option.

    “I fucked your dad.”

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    09 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Howard wanted to do the noble thing and let Peggy and Steve have a life with each other. That wasn't quite the way it worked out.

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    09 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    An exile from The Daily Planet has Lois Lane investigating two serious questions: Can men and women be friends without things getting Weird and is fried butter a real thing?

    (Or, Lois needs to use up her PTO and accepts an invitation to go to her work bestie's hometown - the work bestie who she definitely does not, at all, even a little bit, have a crush on.)

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    12 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    They find their way back to each other.

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    25 Dec 2024