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the kind of love i've been dreaming of by SilverScaly17inCock (SilverScales17)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Jul 2023
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Pierro gets pegged. that's it that's the fic
alternatively, Pierro, who has been solely and hopelessly devoted to the Tsaritsa since pretty much the fall of Khaenri'ah, receives an unmarked box containing a pretty, crystal-inspired "art piece" from an anonymous gifter. This, intended to mean either "go fuck yourself" or "lighten up and have an orgasm for once in your life" by its annoyed Harbinger giftee, sits on his desk for some time, as a failure of a conversation piece, and of course the Tsaritsa hears about her First Harbinger's fantasy desk dildo. She decides that enough must be enough by now and offers to show him exactly what it is. He cannot refuse if he wanted to, since he is down astronomical, and so, his devotion and adoration gains a new dimension.Bookmarked by Lizarddaidk
09 Feb 2026
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Written for the Lux Aeterna Genshin Impact Rarepair Big Bang
The Tsaritsa determined that it would be better for her eventual war on Celestia to have allies, and thus she marries off her Harbingers in treaties to gain them. Il Capitano is arranged to wed Varka of Mondstadt, and while he has no great feelings either way at first, his new husband wins him over, bit by bit.- Language:
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20 Jan 2026
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Varka tries to prank Mika with his new Dodocummunication Device and winds up texting the wrong number.
When that number turns out to be a strong opponent, he sets out to find a way to get the other to fight him, so he can prove once and for all that he’d win.
Was it all just for a fight, though?
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Unknown Number : Help! I’m in mortal danger and need a strong Harbinger to come to my rescue!
Unknown Number : Preferably, fully armed and ready for combat… with these vile assailants. My poor civilian heart is in turmoil. I might just collapse from the stress.
Unknown Number : The location is [Dodolink Location Finder]. Ahh whatever will I do please I am in distress. Help!! 🥺😢😭😭😭
Capitano : Varka. This is your fifth attempt this week. I will not fight you. Give up.
Unknown Number : Never!!! How did you even recognize me??!
Capitano : …
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19 Jan 2026
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“Ahaha! It’s twelve inches easily. The ideal proportions in length and girth. Quite the specimen, Capitano, you’ll have to admit!”
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A fic that is totally, absolutely, 100% about fishing.Bookmarked by Lizarddaidk
19 Jan 2026
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to share a glass and a bed by pairedblessings (Isralenn)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Oct 2022
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On the last day before the expedition departs, Capitano visits the Grandmaster again at the campsite. Advice is given, but Varka decides he'd not want to take it.
“I didn’t know you were so uncouth, Grandmaster.” Capitano’s hands gripped hard on Varka’s wrists, forcing that rolling motion to stop, the grip so tight his thumbs bruised red on Varka’s sun-darkened skin. They stayed motionless like that, Varka’s bulk pressed hard against Capitano’s back, enjoying the warmth only a heavy body could bring to the other.** you have to get through the plot to the porn :)
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19 Jan 2026
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Varka sends an interesting letter to the Captain.
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19 Jan 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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31 Dec 2025
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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30 Dec 2025
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Guts experiences some permanent side effects from using the berserker armor for too long.
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- Part 1 of Dog Boy!Guts
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27 Dec 2025
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Love Is A Loser by roktavor
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Dec 2019
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Crazy Diamond won't stop hugging The Hand.
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- Part 3 of Josuyasu Week 2019
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10 Dec 2025
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Orange Tree by made_in_morioh
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Jul 2017
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Set after the events of Diamond is Unbreakable.
Josuke and Okuyasu are just completely normal, regular teenagers. Sure, they have bizarre supernatural powers and were heavily involved in the death of a prominent local serial killer, but I mean, when it comes down to it, all they really wanna do is hang out and play video games. And spend lots of time together. And maybe wrestle or something. And...date? No, no, forget that last part, that's not important. I don't know why I said that. Sorry.- Language:
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10 Dec 2025
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The Backrooms by quickboi
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Apr 2020
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They say if you're not careful and teleport out of reality in the wrong place, you'll end up in the backrooms. At least, some people do. Josuke and Okuyasu haven't heard anything about that though.
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- Part 4 of Two dudes, sitting in a hot tub
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08 Dec 2025
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Chimera by 0plus2equals1
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Feb 2025
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Dio "DIO" Brando is caught in a trap of his own making and is forced to relive his various feuds with the Joestars. Whether or not it ends in amends remains to be seen.
Or, Dio gets a redemption arc and hates every second of it.
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07 Dec 2025
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we could build a home by velvetcrowbars
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2015
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“Hey Caesar,” the consonants drip from his mouth, tasting sweet and like molasses from the crisp candy bars he’d buy on the corner store as a kid. Caesar pauses, hesitates, a little unsure, a little questioning already. The tendrils of dying sun frames him, drawing lines with dying embers from the tip of his jaw, shell of his ear, to the arrow-snubbed point of his nose. A stray strand of hair flips down across his face, dividing blue eyes to gray, azure Mediterranean their form when untouched by sunlight. Joseph swallows.
“When this is over,” he continues, Caesar lifting a brow, “when this is over, come back to New York with me.”
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30 Nov 2025
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In Any Other World by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jun 2016
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"Aaaah, what the hell! How come you know Kakyoin for like thirty seconds and decide to be friends with him, but you've known me for like three months and you still hate me?" Josuke wails.
"Well, Josuke, Kakyoin isn't a terrible little pompadour gremlin who burned my house down," Rohan says, dripping venom.
"You did what?" Joseph says.
"My God, he really is related to you," Kakyoin tells Jotaro.
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Kakyoin lives. No one told Jotaro.Series
- Part 2 of 101 Amazing Sea Creatures!
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30 Nov 2025
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Under the eyes of Celestia, the wind means little - after all, what can a simple breeze do to strike at Heaven?
(If only they knew what the mountains do)
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21 Nov 2025
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Even Stone Bows to the Wind in the End by Rye_Wheat_And_Butter
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Apr 2023
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Zhongli had come to terms many, many years ago that his feelings for Barbatos could never be returned. How could someone expect the god of freedom to tie himself down to a relationship? So he was simply content to remain friends, as long as he could stay close to the anemo Archon.
Until a trip to Mondstat results in a fight, and feelings come out.
But he is still sure of one thing; Morax does not beg.Or: Zhongli and Venti realize their feelings for each other and have sex in their archon forms after fighting and Venti thoroughly breaks Zhongli down.
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19 Nov 2025
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“Okay, you’re going to have to take a few steps back,” Venti says and immediately, the woman shifts her right leg backwards, foot in the air, and the bard quickly amends, “Oh! Not literally, haha. I just meant—” He pauses. What did he mean? “Dumb question, but who is Venti?”
The look that is exchanged between the two strangers says more than words could. Venti’s gut drops, his stomach twisting. A cold sweat forms on the back of his neck.
“Lord Barbatos,” the woman begins again, more hesitantly, “You showed up here late last night. You were speaking nonsense and had a terrible wound on your head. It has since healed. However…” She trails off.
The man is the one to continue on her behalf, “Where did you go after menacing my tavern?”
in which venti suffers from a temporary bout of amnesia, stays with diluc, and is confronted with the one thing he's avoided for centuries. or, in other words, zhongli and venti have a misunderstanding and finally talk about it. all of it.
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17 Nov 2025
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Venti remembers the man in the alleyway, lit almost ablaze in the lamplight. The gold in his eyes. The meteor orbiting his shoulders. His hands had been as steady as the earth, and when he held Venti, he had called him—
—a name he hadn’t heard in a long, long time.
After hearing news of Morax’s death, Venti travels to Liyue to honor a tradition that the Original Seven had long held: each time one of them passed on, those that remained would gather to drink a toast and say their final goodbyes.
He figures Morax deserves this, at the least, even if it’s a party of one. He didn’t think it would be so hard to do it alone.
Drunk, lonely, and despairing, Venti takes to wandering the streets of Liyue and stumbles upon a well-dressed stranger by the name of Zhongli, who reminds him far too much of what he’s just lost.
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10 Nov 2025