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    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “Buck?” He calls out from the shower floor. “Can you…come here?”

    “…not quickly.”

    “Are you…okay?”

    “Well, I was doing the dishes,” Buck says. “And now...I think I’m a mermaid?”

    Eddie sighs. “I was really hoping I’d just hit my head on the way down.”

     

    Or, Buck and Eddie turn into mermaids.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “Are you good, man?” The man asks, voice lowered. “You seem panicked.”

    Eddie sighs. As if it’s not annoying enough to die via plummeting elevator, now he has Mr Positive in his personal deathtrap, asking why he isn’t smiling while they all get crushed to death.

    “Christopher,” Eddie grunts. “Cover your ears.”

     

    Or, Eddie, Chris, and a random man get stuck in an elevator. Eddie panics.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “You don’t see it?”

    “Do I see a caterpillar, Eddie? No. No, I don’t, because it’s clearly a walrus.” 

    “I don’t see it. Looks caterpillary to me.”

    Buck scoffs. “A caterpillar.” 

     

    Or, Buck and Eddie look at the clouds and everything is completely fine and no one is dying. NO ONE IS DYING.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    "Hello!" A voice calls up from below.

    Buck looks down the glass of his window. The entire fire department appears to be looking up at him. There are, notably, so many mustaches.

    “Hi!” Buck yells back, motioning at the giant ladder. “Everything okay?”

    “LAFD!” A voice calls back. “Just a practice exercise! No cause for alarm!”

     

    Or, hot firefighters keep parading past his window. What's Buck supposed to do but flirt?

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    09 Feb 2026