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With August comes the team's yearly long furlough during the summer, a month off to rest, recharge, and prepare for the gruelling Halloween and Smissmas combat seasons ahead. The team all have various plans, but the most interesting ones belong to Sniper and Demoman, who have a cross-country road trip planned with the overall goal being to meet some of the mysterious inhabitants of West Virginia. However the trip becomes more than simple sightseeing and sex tourism when Medic gives them a mission: get him feathers from the wings of the Mothman.
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- Part 74 of Monstrous Intent
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Merasmus' penchant for taking on terrible roommates isn't limited to just the RED Soldier, it turns out, and BLU Soldier finds himself at odds with the wizard shortly after moving in with him, which leads to so dramatic a falling out that the team ends up getting cursed the night before their big Halloween party! Nothing seems to be different though, at least until they wake up the next morning...
NOW WITH ART BY WELPERINO!
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 75 of Monstrous Intent
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Spy wants to try some puppy play in the bedroom, something Soldier's never done before. Soldier's skeptical, but Spy is very sure it'll be right up his alley. Turns out, he's right.
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Engineer's going under for his spine replacement surgery, and he's more than a little anxious about it thanks to all of his medical trauma from childhood, and the pressure of finding out if he'd succeeded at all of the work he'd been doing. Pyro's almost as much of a wreck in the waiting room, so Medic comes up with a helpful solution to both problems so he can get to work already.
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- Part 73 of Monstrous Intent
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When Fred and Virgil come home for a furlough, they're relieved to see their family again. That family being Fred's wife and Virgil's lover Sandy, and the son the three of them are raising together: Dell. Once Dell's off to bed for the night, it's time for the tired triad to spend some *quality* alone time together.
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When Spy learned that Heavy is fluent in French but doesn't speak it, he didn't expect it to become deeply relevant so quickly. A contract sees them deployed to a writers' retreat in France, Heavy as a mute poet and Spy as his doting husband and mouthpiece. Spy perhaps plays the role a little too well, and Heavy's not sure he can handle how it makes him feel. Also, there's an assassination plot somewhere in there.
Includes art from the amazing Littlegrayram and Pantspissedinreverse!
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At the Smissmas party, Spy watches the kids play and gets a little wistful. Engineer joins him and they chat a bit, and it turns to a bit of flirting.
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Engie's strapped Scout to his bondage table and set him up in the rec room for free use come stuffing. He gets to do quite a bit of flirting in the meanwhile as Scout gets his fill and then some.
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 72 of Monstrous Intent
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While enjoying a night on the roof looking out over the battlefield, Heavy sees the enemy Pyro and Medic canoodling on the balcony, having sex in a startlingly public place. She may not be his team's Pyro, but she's enough for him to fantasize over, much to his abiding shame.
A companion piece to Barracks Bunnies, detailing the time mentioned idly as part of the reason for Heavy's big "professionalism" tirade.
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Demoman wished he could tell Sniper how beautiful he looked. He wished he could whisper warm "I love you"s to him and kiss the creases at the corners of his pleasure-squinted, watery eyes. He wished he could soothe him with gentle encouragements of how well he was doing, how gorgeous he was, how warm and tight, and utterly perfect he was. He wished he could blurt out how much he meant, how much he mattered, how important and integral and indelible he was in the bomber's heart and life.
But he couldn't. Because lupine mouths and vocal chords didn't work that way. And Sniper had asked for the wolf tonight, as he did sometimes.
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- Part 71 of Monstrous Intent
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cp_shadow_moses_event by Lightspeed for Kaassouffle
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games), Team Fortress 2
17 Jun 2025
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(or: Next Generation Special Fortress)
The rebellion on Shadow Moses island and Solid Snake's insertion into the situation was already a pretty messy story to start with. But when Liquid discovers the nuclear disposal facility that housed the construction of Metal Gear Rex was also home to a cache of Australium, he decides to call in some extra mercenary muscle to ensure that it doesn't become a problem. Unfortunately, when one Mann Brother's team gets hired, the other is usually not far behind, turning Shadow Moses into a large-scale attack/defend match on top of everything. -
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Some banter, some romance, some 69ing. Nice.
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- Part 69 of Monstrous Intent
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It's been a couple of months since the Builder's League United company gala, and Bidwell and Saxton Hale have been shagging regularly ever since. But that's all they've been doing. And Bidwell doesn't know what that means. Fortunately, he does know someone who can find out without putting himself through the mortifying ordeal of emotional vulnerability. Unfortunately he beat the tar out of that someone a couple of months ago at the Builder's League United company gala.
Luckily, anyone can be bribed. Anyone.
(Within Monstrous Intent BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way. They are in fact different species.)
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- Part 70 of Monstrous Intent
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Scout loves him some baseball, but also needs to have something to do with his hands while he watches. Luckily, Sniper is something he can do with his hands.
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- Part 68 of Monstrous Intent
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Miss Pauling stops by The Administrator's office to report on Medic's most recent magical beakthroughs and what they can mean for the company. While she's there, The Administrator decides to conduct a "performance evaluation" to keep morale up. That is exactly as much a double entendre as you think it is.
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- Part 67 of Monstrous Intent
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Now that Medic's finally mastered doing his own astral projection, he and Heavy have quite a bit of fun with it. The fact that it might be relevant to helping Medic solve the problem of getting spells to work the same as the Medigun is an unexpected but very delightful side effect. So Medic does some observing on the astral plane, and recruits some teammates in assisting his research. Thankfully Pyro knows a lot more about the different layers of reality than the nascent wizard, and is happy to help! As their research bears fruit, Medic might finally be on the verge of figuring out how to replicate the Medigun's effects! And also figuring out how the hell the thing works in the first place.
(This started as a one-shot but then it kinda spiralled and now it's got chapters so let's goooooooooooo lol)
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- Part 66 of Monstrous Intent
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I got an ask from DizzyHellfire about the MI boys and Valentine's Day, and even though as of writing this I'm in like June/July in the canon, I said fuck it we ficlet. Five cute ficlets featuring some of the various relationships on base.
(Note that I slotted this into where it should go in the timeline, so Scout isn't dating Soldier or Spy officially here.)
(Within Monstrous Intent, since it was begun way back in 2013, BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way.)
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- Part 42 of Monstrous Intent
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Spy's natural form is a normal, fluffy little red fox, albeit one with three tails. Scout's been itching to see what his newest boyfriend really looks like, but Spy's a little concerned about the repercussions of showing him.
(Within Monstrous Intent, since it was begun way back in 2013, BLU Spy and BLU Scout are not related in any way.)
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- Part 65 of Monstrous Intent
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Heavy has very strong opinions about the appropriatness of teammates having sex, doubly so about doing it on-base. Good thing his team are absolutely, totally, 100% professionals and not absolutely screwing like rabbits just out of earshot constantly. Nope, no sir, not these mature professional mercenaries in peak physical condition at the prime of their lives, sequested alone in the desert. Never not once.
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December 25, 1979. At Scout's Smissmas party, Sniper finds a surprise suitor next in line for a shot at him under the mistletoe after Yana sets Bronislava up for her long-desired smooch from the bushman. Demoman and Sniper head outside for some privacy and do some catching up.