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The following accounts are protected under the Official Secrets Act as acknowledged by Hong Kong, India, Ireland, Malaysia, and the United Kingdom, as well as any other country, state or entity that does not wish to piss of Mycroft O. for Omnipotent [Shut up, Sherlock] Holmes. This is the only copy of the accounts without obfuscated names or passages. Reading this material requires security level "W".
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Sherlocks long limbs and wiry muscles were made for movement. For graceful arching and controlled turns. Simply put, Sherlock's body was made for dancing. But never, never in John's humble opinion had his detective danced better than on his tip toes, arms secured with chain and a sturdy ceiling hook.
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- Part 1 of A ticklish touch
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This was for the nights after hard days and tiring evenings, when even Mycroft Holmes dragged his bespoke trousers off without a care for wrinkles. When Greg just about found enough energy to slide down the bed until his mouth could lap and tease and lick his partner to completion.
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- Part 2 of A ticklish touch
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Mycroft knew many nouns to describe himself. He had invented some of them. Downright expunged others. There are few things as illusionary and falsely-descriptive as nouns.
However, recent developments had started to challenge the usefulness of his descriptors. Namely, the closer relationship with Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade. -
Not Quite Noble Nobility. by bootytoohella, LightningBottle
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2014
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“Sherly. Are you even packed? We have to leave tonight, and you are merely laying there, face nearly purple, and it is quite disturbing.”
“I have packed. It is by the door.” Sherly lifts a slim hand to point to the other side of her bedroom door and smirks as Myra lets out a sound of annoyance.
“Sherly, that isn't packed. That is a bag with your… Equipment… You need clothes. Knickers, tights, shoes, dresses, and at least one corset.”
“I don’t see why I need a corset. I’m already slimmer than most other women. They would kill to have my slender frame. I know, I can see it in their eyes.”
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To catch a homophobe or two, (or twenty) by VicIsWriting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?
A lot... He hopes.
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19 Feb 2026
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Myself, My Money or My Man by prataipartai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya have their first game against the Voyageurs as teammates, and Shane accesses and accepts his anger.
Shane gets the crash out he deserves and *fuck* Montreal.
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14 Feb 2026
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hot mics and hotter rivalries by pucksandpower
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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31 Jan 2026
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last name (first name) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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part 1: five times they're forced to be Hollander and Rozanov -- and one time they get to be Shane and Ilya.
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it took thirteen years to get to this table. to earn the right to be Shane and Ilya. it was worth every damned second.part 2: five times they choose to be Hollander and Rozanov -- and one time they choose to be Shane and Ilya.
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after years of hiding, it's a joy to wake up with a choice.Series
- Part 4 of hollanov 5+1
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24 Jan 2026
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don't ask (and i won't tell) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.
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the Centaurs are a wonderful team. accepting. kind. curious. it's that last one that has Shane wondering if he’d rather be back in montreal, hiding in the closet, than here, making up for the failures of the Canadian sexual education system.
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