14 Works by LectorEl
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The Remains by LectorEl for inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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There had to have been a last generation before Triss' potion - of boys who had trained knowing they might die in the trials, who expected it.
What happened, then, to those boys, who took Triss' potion just before they would have taken the grasses, and found out that it would kill them?
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Not!Fic: Branch 2.5 of "In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru, Instead" by LectorEl
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
12 Aug 2025
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Consider this: we're in branch 2 of Kidnap. Danzo assigns a young 'Sai' to be Shisui and Itachi's assistant/minder during the lead up to the massacre, and both Uchiha discover they have a limit on what they can accept.
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Draft Copies of "A Children's Primer on the Afterlife" by LectorEl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
12 Jun 2025
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Tucker Foley: I want it known, for the record, that only using a secured dropbox for this file is a security nightmare, and I reserve the right to say I told you so when it blows up in our faces.
Wes Weston: We're up against the government, Foley. Our only security is obscurity. The access cost of your security measures isn't worth the maybe five minutes they'd buy us if GIW figured out where to look.
Danny Fenton: Guys, can you argue when we're not in the middle of evacuating half the freshman class?
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- Part 2 of Documents of the Afterlife
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The mostly accidental courtship of Tobirama Senju and 'Nakano Uchiha', as observed by the resulting casualties.
(Or, two sealing masters, one new village, and more team seven luck than you can shake a stick at.)
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Database Entry 050711d: One Leaflet, Language Unknown by LectorEl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU
05 Jun 2024
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Entry Notes:
[Posted by Nightwing:] Item found in the Bowery on 4th and Lamitsky Avenue. Preliminary analysis revealed trace elements of several Lazarus water components. Item is in quarantine until further testing can be done. Text does not match any of the top 50 known languages in the USA, likely a cypher.[Posted by Red Hood:] Is this a joke? This is clearly in english.
[Posted by Batman:] Tested against Nightwing, Red Hood, Signal, Robin, and myself. Only Red Hood perceives the text as english. Transcript to follow.
[Posted by Red Hood:] The *hell* it is, old man. I didn't volunteer for this.
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- Part 1 of Documents of the Afterlife
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The Nature of the Name by LectorEl for thatdamnuchiha
Fandoms: Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
08 Oct 2022
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Sakura are beautiful and fleeting, mortality embodied.
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Two Centuries of Dreaming (Two Centuries of Drowning) by LectorEl for EbbaTriesToWrite
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
14 Feb 2021
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The first time Quynh puts a collar on him, it’s leather.
Bits and pieces about Quynh and Booker.
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The others leave. Booker stays at the safehouse, and lets himself fall apart.
The steps from depression to deception to betrayal, and back again.
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Booker is waiting for death. He doesn’t have the energy to chase it.
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(Un)settled: An overview of atypical patterns of daemon morphic fluidity by LectorEl
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
08 Feb 2019
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"There is no public conception of non-traditional settlement except as a stigma, a moral failing. Non-traditional settlement is pathologized, treated as a sign of mental illness at best, moral depravity at worst."
An excerpt from an undergraduate's paper for Sociology 116: Daemons and Culture
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"My name is Haku," the boy says, in the tonelessly even voice of an ANBU pushed too far over the edge. "My master Zabuza sent me to you, Kisame-san." His eyes flicker over Kisame's shoulder, barely a token effort made at pretending he's present. There is a blankness to him, an all-too-familiar hollowness that Itachi recognizes.
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War eats people. Even civilians. Even children. It always has and it always will.
(You're seven when your world burns to ash.)
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hamelin-born asked: Five times Yoko confused someone terribly and the one time something understood them *perfectly*.
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- Part 2 of Flight over Fight
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The sun was setting when Yoko stepped out onto the bridge between the kage's tower and the center market. The light gilded the mountains red and golden, and turned the waterfalls to jewels.
Sunsets in Iwa are always beautiful.- Or -
Reincarnation into the Naruto-verse was not in Yoko’s plans. Pity the world wasn’t listening. What’s a mostly sane, not particularly suicidal person to do when reborn into a family doomed to die in less than a decade and a half? Run like hell, obviously.
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- Part 1 of Flight over Fight