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beep beep (so let's ride) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Stranger Things RPF
27 Dec 2025
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I shift my car into drive and rev the engine once, then twice. Their backs are to me, so just like every poor, unsuspecting fan who was forced to witness the absolutely abysmal writing of Season 5 Volume 2, they won't expect what happens next.
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vol 2 is so bad that the only way i can cope is by running over the duffer brothers and shawn levy with my car. and foah is there, i guess.
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27 Dec 2025
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Dazai can hear the rapid pulse under Chuuya’s ribcage as he drinks, can feel the shallow inhale and exhale of his chest as he’s pressed against it. They’re infectious, travelling to Dazai’s own form, and he feels how they chip a part of him with each beat.
He’s only envious.
The universe is a humorist, isn’t it? That would be the only explanation for what’s occurring this very second. What duality.
Dazai, craver of death, having his heart thrive by Chuuya’s resolve.
Chuuya, craver of life, letting his heart wither for Dazai’s sake.
The two converging on hatred, spite, resentment,
and care.
It’s enough to send anyone into a fit of cynical cackling.
Or: Dazai and Chuuya, matching wound types, and the art of
shamelessyreluctantly giving a damn.For the Hurt/Comfort Prompts: “Just breathe, it’ll be over soon” | asking them every two minutes if they need something.
Now available as a PODFIC!!!
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- Part 6 of Bsd Prompts: Ask Games/Events!
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24 Oct 2025
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Dazai is a wild merman with a brain, a biting sense of humor, and zero patience for human incompetence. Trapped in a research facility run by well-meaning idiots who think he’s a rare new species, his only joy comes from mocking their flawed studies, spooking his favorite biologist, and silently judging everything through several inches of reinforced glass. It’s not ideal.
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18 Oct 2025
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Dazai was careful but not careful enough. Now living in a tank at the aquarium, mermaid Dazai experience love at first sight when a short mafia member starts using the aquarium as a quiet place to work on saturday nights.
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Mermaid Dazai falls in love with Chuuya, while also trying to get back to his old life after being captured by fishermen.Edited as of 8/18/22
unfinished!!!Bookmarked by Lazy_Author
15 Oct 2025
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Dazai had never known anything about his family for better or worse. All he knew was that they had died, and he had been the one to kill them.
Though now when their death-day came and passed for the thirteenth time he decided he wanted to find out what really had happened. The memories were somewhere in his brain, they were just slightly out of reach.
So Dazai heads on a trip across the country to get his memories back, and to finally figure out why he had started the fire.
(Or: Dazai deals with trauma and Chuuya helps)
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- Part 1 of Growing up is coping
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25 Sep 2025