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What Is a Scientist’s Favorite Flavour of Gum? by LawfulSlab
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 Jul 2025
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“Let me be clear: it would require a huge sacrifice,” Price said, and Soap got the feeling Price was now addressing him and only him. “A lot of things would still change. But, if we do it, we wouldn’t have to add anyone new to the team, and we’d fulfill the requirements of the mandate.”
Price looked around the room slowly, finally landing back on Soap.
“Sergeant MacTavish, you’re the one we’re asking to make this sacrifice.”
This time he was sure everyone was looking at him. He squared his shoulders, tried to shrug off the apprehension Price’s words inspired, and faced Price head-on.
“You know I’ll do it if I can, Captain. Tell me what you want me to do.”
Price took a breath, hesitated, then cleared his throat. The air was still and thick. No one else moved a muscle.
“Soap, there’s no delicate way to say this. We want to bitch you.”
Soap’s ears started ringing. He felt his face go hot.
“Come again?”
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Consensual Bitching AU
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“I wasn’t saving you,” Simon said. “I was saving him.”
Johnny’s brow knitted in confusion.
“If I left you to handle that scumbag, you might’ve just torn his throat open right at the kitchen table,” He deadpanned. “Don’t think I don’t see the way you bite a thread loose when you’re sewing. There’s bloodlust in those eyes, love.”
He tensed minutely, not meaning to let the pet name slip out, but the other man didn’t seem phased. Johnny threw his head back and cackled. Simon watched the way those eyes shined with mirth, and thought he might kill the next time someone tried to insult this precious omega. He ached, breathing through his nose shallowly, trying not to smell Johnny’s scent too deeply, lest he forget himself and lean forward to nose along his warm neck.
“What am I going to do with you, Riley?” Johnny asked, fondly. Simon shrugged with the other shoulder, careful not to dislodge Johnny’s grip on his hand.
Keep me, he thought. Let me keep you.
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What Did the Werewolf Eat After Getting His Teeth Cleaned? by LawfulSlab
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
19 Feb 2024
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Soap was used to being the odd man out. As the only human on an otherwise entirely-werewolf task force, he’d adjusted to the idea that he wasn’t always in on the joke. Mostly, anyway. There had still been some nasty surprises. But on the whole, he hadn’t been blindsided much by their eccentricities. Sure, they were werewolves, but they were loyal and ruthless and understanding and plain good company. He’d overlook a lot of things for far less.
This latest, though? This, he wasn’t so sure he could forgive.
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👻Being attracted to men isn’t a qualification, Soap.
🧼how do you know I like men?
🧼i could’ve meant something else
👻I’ve caught you belting Kylie Minogue in the shower. Twice.
🧼not my fault she’s brilliant
🧼wait
🧼how do you know who Kylie minogue is
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🧼AHA5 times Ghost found out something about Soap that Soap never told him, and 1 time Soap found out something about Ghost that Ghost never told him.
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It started with Louis Goddamn Litt, because when does it not? Louis Goddamn Dead Molerat Reanimated Litt, the fourth in his line, from Suck An Egg Principality, of the proud nation of Ass Sweat.
Not that Mike’s bitter, or anything. It’s just, come on. But also, he might have lost a bet. Which is how he managed, in a truly horror-inducing, blood-curdling moment, to come face to face with his boss, butt naked, in the empty halls of Pearson Hardman. Halfway to completing his lap of the premises at full speed and with maximum aerodynamicism. So as to win said bet. Which is to say…
“Are you… completely waxed?” Harvey asked.
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“You’re a… dog.”
He blinked, frowning up at Ghost. “What?”
“You’re a dog,” Ghost deadpanned. “Sort of. You’ve got…” he gestured to Soap. “Ears. And a tail.”
“I’ve got what?!” Soap screeched in alarm, reaching up to feel at his head fervently.
Or, after inhaling a strange gas on a recon mission with Ghost, Soap gets briefly turned into a German Shepherd, much to Ghost’s great enjoyment
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07 Apr 2024
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Need Something I Can Confess (Something to Get Off My Chest) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Nightwing - Fandom, Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
08 Jan 2019
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Dick is struck with a truth spell, so he takes refuge with the one person who's already familiar with his dirty laundry.
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26 Mar 2024
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When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”
“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.
“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”
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18 Mar 2024
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John took this moment to examine Mr. Riley's features. Although partially obscured by the lack of light, he noted how his furrowed brows created wise wrinkles on his forehead. His crow's feet were more visible now that he wasn't wearing glasses. The harsh angles of his face and the scars associated with his profession were weathered down and softened by years of domesticity.
If Mr. Riley wasn't his best friend's dad, he wouldn't mind pursuing him.
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Tommy invites John to spend Spring break at his house. John develops a little crush on Tommy's dad.
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17 Mar 2024
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In a world where relationships between alphas are forbidden, there are secret, lawless little dens of debauchery where alphas temporarily turn into omegas.
Soap knows there’s something deeply wrong with him, to consider going there for himself.
But he'd do anything to take his mind off of Ghost, even if it's only for a night. But he has no idea just how far Ghost will go to keep him forever.
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