Lalonde4Life
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“V.”
(Later, over a few cans of shitty beer and a bass guitar, he would confess to me how scared he was that he wouldn’t get home that night. How he practiced his greeting to Mom, to Luther, Allison, Pogo, even Klaus to try to keep himself awake. How he was so relieved that I was the one on the other side of the door, because there’s less chance of stuttering when you only have one letter to get through.)
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- Part 1 of Extraordinary: My Life as Number Seven
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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02 Mar 2022
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Sometimes, he's just Dave.
The ordinary, cool, human Dave. And he's okay with that.
But sometimes, he can feel someone else pulsing under his skin, some other side of him that forces its way in and pushes everything else to the side. A person that leaves him feeling breathless and confused and stronger than ever before. Every day is a fight. Because he doesn't know whether to keep it chained or set it free.
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Karkat is a college kid trying to make it in the opportunistic town of New Skaia, who has a loving moirail and no worries in life. Karkat is a college kid who is failing his classes, is completely out-of-place in New Skaia, and is afraid he might be the one who cares more. Karkat is a kid who is trying to make it in life, despite his blood disorder and the fact the world likes to kick him when he's down.Karkat is so, so tired.
Bookmarked by Lalonde4Life
02 Mar 2022