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    "I like the trees here," Harry said, his accent placing him far from home. "They keep my wrackspurts away." It was twilight, and he wasn't wearing any shoes.
    "You can stay at my place," Charlie said.

    One night turned into teaching Harry to use the coffee machine, and then he grew used to fresh pancakes every Sunday.
    Until Charlie realized one day, while calling Harry down from the old oak out back, that he didn't want the man to leave.

    A medley of FalconLux's The Boyfriend, hctiB-notsoB's I See The Moon, and The_Carnivorous_Muffin's Painting Red Madonnas.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    A story on how Harry saved the Wizarding world with just his…arse.

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    Russian translation available on ficbook.net by welllkii

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    21 May 2025

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    Based on u/mlatu315's prompt on reddit:
    Harry had always been told his parents were dead, but when he was 5 he learned the truth: he was unwanted. That was the year his baby sister was left on the Dursley's doorstep.

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    20 May 2025

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    It starts slowly, the steady disconnect between who he is and who he should be. The man in the mirror becomes a stranger to him; he looks into the glass and wonders how everything became so distorted and backward and...wrong. He notices in bursts: when Teddy grows taller than him, when he’s kissing Ginny on her lips and looking at the subtle smile lines she’s starting to develop around her plush mouth. She’s got the cutest crinkles by her eyes.

    His face is smooth as it was when he was seventeen. Which was 18 years ago. He hasn’t aged a day.
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    Living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be. Harry Potter learns the meaning of immortality when everyone he loves dies again and again after becoming the master of death. After millennia of love lost, Death sends him to "Elsewhere" in order to give his master something new and different.

    Harry emerges from ash in New Asgard. What's a man like Thor to do but offer the traveler a home?

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    08 May 2025

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    Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.

    A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

    There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)

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    08 May 2025