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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    The Triwizard Tournament’s second task? Dive into the lake.
    For Harry, who has more in common with a cat than a champion, that’s a nightmare. But where others see danger, Harry sees a chance to outsmart everyone—without getting his hair wet.

    He’s clever, he’s done with everyone’s nonsense, and he’s about to redefine the meaning of “taking the plunge.”

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Harry refuses to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, storms off to Gringotts, and exposes the truth. Goblins and the Ministry return to Hogwarts, furious, revealing Voldemort’s involvement. Dumbledore is suspended, Hogwarts sanctioned, and Harry becomes the boy who told the wizarding world a very loud, unapologetic “Nope.”

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    23 Feb 2026

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    What if Harry got expelled at the end of 5th year because the British Ministry of Magic did not want to believe Voldemort was back even though they saw him in person? Well maybe Harry would move to America, fall in love with a cowboy, and become a badass.

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    22 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    The Goblet of Fire spits out Harry Potter’s name.

    But the paper doesn’t say Harry James Potter and is therefore magically null and void.

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Harry Potter would like it noted, ideally somewhere official, that this is in no way his fault.
    He is, at best, the product of his upbringing, several questionable bloodlines, and one truly unfortunate mouse.

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    22 Feb 2026

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