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    stories about sleeping kink and peter being sweet to wade

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    unrelated spideypool oneshots and short but multichapter fics

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    "I'm sorry for whatever I messed up," Peter says in a rush. It comes out on the tail end of his own deep breath. "Just tell me how to be better. I'll do it, I swear. I really need this job, Mr. Wilson."

    Does Peter even hear himself? He can't be a virgin.

    If he is, Wade would like to apologize to whichever magical Sky Daddy (or Mommy!) he offended. This is some straight up Temptation of Adam bullshit right here, except instead of an apple it's a juicy, ripe little peach being shoved in his face.

    ~*~*~*

    Or, the one where Wade and Weasel own a strip club and hire a college-aged Peter to help at the bar, and Wade is faced with the reality that yep, he's officially a dirty old man.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    "You see, one of my pets has gone and injured itself," the lord tells him, staring from across the food-laden table Jaskier had been forced to sit at no more than five minutes prior. "I'd thought you were the best man to get it back in proper working order."

    "I'm not much of a healer, let alone a zoologist," Jaskier says, slow and uncertain.

    Strangely, his captor only seems to agree with him. "No," he says, head cocking to the side as he considers Jaskier, a strange smile on his face. "—but you are an expert on witchers."

    "On witchers...?" Jaskier echoes, before the meaning behind those words hit him. His eyes widen.

    Was this man saying he owned a pet witcher?

    Disgust curls low in Jaskier's gut, and it takes everything in him not to sneer in the bastard's face.

    Guess he won't be escaping any time soon, then.



    (Or, Jaskier gets kidnapped to nurse a 'pet' witcher back to health, and ends up getting far more attached than he means to. The Cats are heavily based on WhoopsOK's Songbird Cats, but they don't appear until later in the story.)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    The man sighs heavily. "I guess you're right." He turns back to Aiden, bright smile back in place. "My apologies, dear witcher, it seems I've forgotten my manners." He offers Aiden his hand to shake with a flourish. "I am the bard Jaskier, graduate of Oxenfurt and Master of the Seven Liberal Arts.

    What.

    Aiden forces himself to take his hand in a firm shake despite the shock that's numbing his limbs. "Aiden," he says, flashing his teeth in a smile. "You're the Toss a Coin bard, right?" Aiden says, like Lambert didn't spend his whole winter bullying Geralt into agreeing to a late spring meet-up and then ditched Aiden for it specifically for the chance that the bard standing in front of Aiden right now would be there.

    Sweet Melitele, Lambert is going to hate him when they meet back up next week. This is amazing.

    Or: Aiden meets Jaskier when he least expect it. He promptly decides that if anything ever happened to him, he would kill everyone in this town and then himself. Which would be a shame, considering that this strange town has been so unexpectedly kind to him.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Wade sits painfully still as Peter fastens the eyeless Deadpool mask around Wade's neck, slowly feeding the tail of the collar through the buckle until it's fit.

    "How is it?" he asks.

    "Fine," Wade says tightly.

    Then, "Can you see?"

    Then, even more tightly, "No."

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    05 Jan 2026

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    There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
    [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
    [Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
    “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...

    OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

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    18 Mar 2025