KellerProcess
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- Mad Max Series (Movies) (7)
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Did anyone else think Vox looked like he was having a miserable time in this year's (2026's) Valentine's Day merch drop?
Well, let's just say that Valentino and Velvette have found a new use for their former leader: showing his disembodied head in publicity photos to let all of Hell know that their would-be mass-murderer is neutralized, tamed, and easily marketable and mockable.
Lucky (?) for him, Angel knows all about what it means to be a product.
If you like your StaticDust platonic but with subtle notes of sympathy and romance if you squint a bit, this may be relevant to your interests. If you're not into the other two Vees treating Vox poorly post season 2, it may not be.
Please read the tags and note that while this fic isn't as dark as some of my fics involving Vox's loss of bodily autonomy, loss of bodily autonomy is still very much a part of it.
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Pillow Talk by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess), KellerProcess
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Jan 2026
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Angel Dust has returned to his room in V Tower with its comfy bed, walk-in closet, and overflowing cabinet of sex toys. As dispirited as he feels, it’s still home—
Or it would be if there wasn’t a familiar TV's head yelling at him from the top of that overflowing cabinet—a head neither of the other two Vees seems interested in removing.
But is Angel trapped in his room with Vox, or is Vox trapped in there with him?
(Basically, Vox and Angel work out some stuff.)
(Also, Valentino and Velvette grieve while Val struggles to fit into his new role as the Vees' leader. And what are these weird dreams Vox keeps having about Alastor?)
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A Softer StaticDust (Fluffy ficlets and drabbles for Vox/Angel Dust) by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2026
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Drabbles and ficlets between (roughly) 100-300 words for StaticDust that are, well, on the lighter side of the ship. Expect fluff, good vibes, and general positivity...and a side dish of light angst from time to time, as a treat. I want to start writing these from time to time, not only as warmups and cooldowns after writing sprints but to create some soft, gentle fic.
These will vary in rating from all-ages to explicit. I'll note which ones are mature or explicit in chapter titles.
Feel free to leave me three-word prompts. They can be three random words like "sunshine," "autumn," "concrete" or a coherent idea like "lazy beach day." I'll try to work with all of them.
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Nesting with Vincent by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess), KellerProcess
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Jan 2026
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Vincent Whittman may be an omega, but times and the work force have changed after World War II. But his dreams of being America's first omega weathercaster are dashed when the network hires him to take over a show about homemaking after its host...mysteriously goes missing.
Good thing he has an strong ally in producer Bob Sinclaire to back him up. He's a solid, modern-thinking alpha who believes in omega rights and who definitely doesn't have his mind set on mating with his network's rising star...
Right?
NOTE: This story is now going to include extremely dubious consent if not outright rape. I didn't think it would when I posted chapter 1, but my outline has changed since then. If I'd realized sooner, I would have noted this much sooner. I'll mark the chapters that include this material.
(Please note: Read the tags! The "graphic depictions of violence" tag may get removed if I decide, well, that the violence isn't going to be as graphic as I think it may be. Also, there is a TON of stuff in these two stories that tracks with real-world misogyny even though it's happening to a character who is canonically a cis man.)
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A Kuning Plan by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess), KellerProcess
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Jun 2023
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Crim is furious that Chaz lied to him about being wealthy. He's even more furious when he finds out that Chaz's ultimate "mastur plan" involved marrying not Moxxie, but a completely different member of the Knolastname family: Crim himself.
But business is business, an opportunity is an opportunity, and revenge is revenge--especially if it involves giving Chaz exactly what he wanted.
But what happens when Crim realizes that he may have just played himself?
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Alpha/Omega StaticDust (a two-part series) by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess), KellerProcess
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Jan 2026
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Vincent Whittman made history as America's first omega weathercaster...and the 1950s' most highest-profile serial killer who happened to be an omega. In Hell, he is now Vox, the powerful Media Overlord and the CEO of his own network...and still an omega. But as long as no one but his two trusted business partners knows this inconvenient fact, everything will be fine.
Angel Dust is Hell's most famous alpha porn star--an unusual job for someone who would otherwise be mistaken for an omega. He's also Vox's least favorite person. But as long as he brings in the money, they have to tolerate each other.
But they may have to do more than that when Vox unexpectedly goes into heat one day....
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Gabriel becomes Beelzebub's submissive...and eventually her consort.
Lots and lots of BDSM ensues.
With an enormous side helping of Hastur/Ligur and some Hastur/Gabriel as well.
(Beelzebub uses she/her pronouns, Gabriel uses he/him, Hastur uses she/her, and Ligur uses he/him. Michael, who makes occasional appearances, uses they/them).
Original-character archdemons will appear. They are not very nice to Gabriel.
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Fics about everyone's favorite prince of hell. Will include shippy fic (usually with Gabriel and/or Dagon, though other ships will likely be added), gen, and solo Beelzebub pieces. Ratings will probably be in the Teen category for the most part, but a few may be more explicit.
PLEASE NOTE: I am a genderfluid author, and I do not solely use ze/zir or they/them pronouns for Beelzebub. Pronouns will vary depending on the fic and my mood when writing it. I will always mention what pronouns Beelzebub will use in the fic's description. Please heed the tags and avoid any that you do not wish to read.
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In life, Vox was a newscaster. Between shooting the news and the weather, he goes out to the parking lot for a quickie with a handsome young gent with a Brooklyn accent.
Bookmarked by KellerProcess
29 Jan 2026
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The One Where There's An Office Party by ChinchillaMajor
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Dec 2025
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The cast and crew of Channel 6 is throwing a party to celebrate their new anchorman, Vincent Whittman.
His producer's more than happy to help him. On *and* off the clock.
(There's only one of Vincent’s eventual two producers in this fic. Feel free to picture your favorite of the pair!)
Bookmarked by KellerProcess
25 Jan 2026
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Vox Gets What's Coming To Him (Staticdust works) by Snorp_Lord
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by KellerProcess
18 Jan 2026
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After Vox's little meltdown, the Vees have been knocked to the bottom of the ladder. Their old employees take over.
Which is how Angel comes to be sitting behind Vox's desk while Vox cleans it.
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Bookmarked by KellerProcess
09 Jan 2026
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Stories where StaticDust is a toxic, dramatic pairing and both partners show their toxic tendencies.
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Bookmarked by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess)
06 Jan 2026