Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Product Placement by IKilledTheRadi0 (KellerProcess)

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Angel Dust & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Past Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) - Relationship
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino/Vox is in the past just so we're clear
   • Abusive Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Abusive Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Objectification
   • as in they literally use Vox's head as an object
   • thereby treating HIM as an object
   • the other Vees are very done with Vox
   • this is not going to get better here
   • Vox Not Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • though he is kind of pissy
   • Vox Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox Needs a Break (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust Needs a Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust Not Being a Jerk
   • Vox is Jealous of Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust doesn't think Vox has anything to be jealous of
   • Angel Dust/Valentino is consensual here
   • their relationship is awful but he doesn't rape Angel here
   • bonding over old movies
   • Valentine's Day
   • promotional campaigns
   • cynical capitalism with a heart-shaped hat
   • comments clearly quote unquote written by CHATGPT will be frozen deleted and reported as spam
   • don't waste your time and mine ok? Good talk.
   • Vox whump
   • kinda sorta
   • Loss of Bodily Autonomy

   Summary

   Did anyone else think Vox looked like he was having a miserable time in this year's (2026's) Valentine's Day merch drop?

   Well, boy, I sure do have a fic about that! And it involves rampant capitalism and the Vees empire marching on with its former CEO in a very new and very humiliating role.

   If you like your StaticDust platonic but with subtle notes of sympathy and romance if you squint a bit, this may be relevant to your interests. If you're not into the other two Vees treating Vox poorly post season 2, it may not be.

   Please read the tags and note that while this fic isn't as dark as some of my fics involving Vox's loss of bodily autonomy, loss of bodily autonomy is still very much a part of it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,874

   Chapters:

   1/4

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   11

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   114