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and the monkey's paw curled by Anonymous
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series
29 Dec 2023
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“How about this—I wish it wasn’t so sodding sunny in southern fucking California all the time. I wish your pecker was a few centimeters shorter; thinner, too, while we’re at it. I wish that bloody palm tree wasn’t blocking the view from my flat, and I wish blood didn’t take on that refrigerator taste when you left it in there for too long, and I wish Buffy were here—”
Angel whirled on him. “And I wish I had an eager virgin cunt waiting for me in my bed, but we can’t all get what we want, can we?”
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Angel accidentally makes a wish in front of a vengeance demon.
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14 Mar 2024
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A Unified Theory of UNCLE, in four parts by rallamajoop
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
20 Feb 2017
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Illya has never in his life known any man so enthusiastically heterosexual as Napoleon. He’s not entirely sure he believes that a man so heterosexual as Napoleon could exist at all.
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28 Jan 2024
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Three years after Bodie had died in action, mechanoids have just been issued to the security services and Doyle has come back to CI5 as a Trainer, socialising the machines to the point where they can start working effectively with humans.
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02 Dec 2023
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Originally published in the zine “11 & 2” #6, May 1991
The 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis, with U.N.C.L.E. deeply involved. From the point of view of Napoleon--Section Second of Section 2, and Illya--Brand New Agent from the USSR.Bookmarked by Kate_Wisdom
02 Dec 2023
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Napoleon is the consummate professional. But the man in that room had all the rationality and reason of a mad bull. Given, if the tables were turned, Illya knows he would be half out of his mind with worry. But then again, Illya lost his heart to Napoleon long ago. Napoleon doesn't -- can't possibly -- feel the same about him.
But what else explains this?
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17 Sep 2023
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Illya's on the run and finds help in an unexpected place. I'm honestly not sure if this is gen or slash. It depends how you read it and how you define your terms.
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10 Aug 2023
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Napoleon finally gets a partner, and can no longer be quite so comfortably solo.
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18 Mar 2023
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All That Matters by Udaberri
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | Asterix the Gaul & Related Fandoms
10 Aug 2021
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Asterix has always felt different, but he has Obelix, and that is usually enough. Everybody else has questions, however, and he grows tired of answering.
"He wants to shout, even if he still doesn't know what he wants to say, even if he knows that if he lets his frustration take hold of his tongue, he will regret the harm he will cause."
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29 Dec 2022
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"Minister," Humphrey said, "ah, are you--is there--do you intend, at any point in the near future, to put trousers on?"
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30 Oct 2022
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08 Oct 2022
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It all gets too much.
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02 Sep 2022
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All the wine in Napa Valley has turned into grape juice. THRUSH is behind it, but how and will Napoleon, Illya and Arsene be able to stop it?
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28 Aug 2022
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Being a correspondence between Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore, Grand Sorcerer, Supreme Mugwump, etc., and the prisoner Gellert Grindelwald, of some decades in length.
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27 Aug 2022
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Blake thinks he’s single; Avon doesn’t.
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10 Aug 2022
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The Top to Bottom to Switch Affair by Taylor Dancinghands (tdancinghands)
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
02 Jul 2013
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Alpha Top Napoleon Solo, the new CEA at UNCLE, is surprised when he is asked to take a sub on a mission with him. Subs weren't generally considered suitable for field work, but Illya Kuryakin's science acumen was considered vital for the mission, and Waverly insisted that the Russian agent's field skills were more than sufficient to the task.
Kuryakin more than proves himself on the mission, and Napoleon finds himself intrigued by the man. He's not the sort of sub he'd generally take to bed, and Kuryakin is a Soviet State asset, and unavailable anyhow. Still, it seems to Napoleon that there's more to the stoic and talented Russian than he lets on. Illya Kuryakin has his secrets, and Napoleon just can't leave well enough alone. Getting the Russian's secrets from him will come with a price, however, for Napoleon has his own secrets -ones that he's keeping from himself, and those are the most dangerous secrets of all.
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- Part 1 of The Cold War Collar Affairs
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17 Jul 2022
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Napoleon takes Illya out on a date.
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03 Jul 2022
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The Baden-Baden Switch-Switch Affair by Elijahwildchild
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
26 Aug 2014
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09 Jun 2022
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The Gentlemen’s Club Affair by fallingintodivinity for JackyMedan
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
15 Aug 2017
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Illya shut the door, then turned around and frowned at Napoleon. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m...ah, expanding my horizons,” said Napoleon distractedly. Was Illya wearing a nipple ring?
Illya squinted at him, following his partner’s gaze. The corners of his lips curled up. “My eyes are up here, Napoleon.”
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05 Jun 2022
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After one loss too many, Napoleon seeks out the one person who can help him.
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- Part 6 of Das Vadanya Tovarishch
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30 May 2022
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The need to flush out a blackmailer force Illya and Napoleon into playing the role of lovers. Then things get complicated.
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25 May 2022