JustAnotherMutantKid
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- Hermitcraft SMP (139)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (6)
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The moment he opened his eyes again, X should’ve known something was wrong. Somehow, though, he managed to get halfway down the hallway before the problem made itself known. Someone cleared their throat, and X quickly looked around. There was nobody here, who was — His attention caught on the red-armoured body standing in the right portion of his vision.
“What — Hello?” He asked.
“Finally! I’ve been waiting to talk to someone for months!” The red figure turned around and started to pace.
“Who are you?” X asked.
“No one you ever wanted to meet.” It said lowly.
“Ok, I figured, but that doesn’t answer my question!”
“I’m the one who’s going to ruin your life for fun.” He couldn’t see its face, but he was decently sure it was grinning.
“...once again, that’s not what I asked.”
The figure sighed.
“Look, you’re my host, I’m your parasite. Does that make sense?”
AKA: Xisuma manages to get infected with a weird virus. Somehow, he gets a friend out of it, along with a lot of problems
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Keep Your Secrets Clutched Close to Your Chest by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Feb 2026
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He startled when he turned and saw another person. Xisuma was sitting across the room, glaring at him. Ex’s eyes narrowed, searching his armourless form until they finally caught onto the chain wrapped around X’s ankle. Alright — so not a ploy by Xisuma either? Maybe this was a plot against Hermitcraft, then. That would explain why they had him, though it wouldn’t explain why they’d bothered to grab Ex from a different location. …maybe they thought he’d be a pressure point — a weakness that would make Xisuma consider betraying his people. He almost laughed at the idea — if that was their plan, they were about to be sorely disappointed. Some of his amusement must’ve shown on his face, because the last bit of curiosity Xisuma’s held had quickly soured.
“So, what’s the plan here?” He asked, leaning back, his chained leg tucked beneath him. The rest of his body screamed of casualty — though Ex wasn’t quite sure if it was real.
“Hm?” He glanced around. “Well, looks like your average kidnapping to me.” They shrugged, tugging on their chains.
Xisuma just chuckled.
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- Part 3 of M's Hermitcraft 11 Fics
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When he got there, he was unpleasantly surprised. EXE was already situated in the alley, crouched behind a dumpster and fiddling with some sort of device. If X had to guess, he’d say they were probably trying to use the firewall’s internal weaknesses to bring the whole thing down.
“EXE, what are you doing?” He asked, glancing around to make sure that EXE truly had no quick way out. They didn’t. The other end of the alley was just a wall, and there was nothing for them to grab onto. EXE startled, body rocking back just a bit. They really had terrible observational skills — X hadn’t been particularly quiet when he entered the alley. “What’re you doing?” He repeated.
“Eh — just the same thing I do every time I’m here!”
AKA: X is an android working to protect the City. He spends every day dealing with the various viruses that break in through the firewall, including the notorious EXE. Unfortunately for him, something is about to happen that will change his life forever.
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I Know What I've Become (Please, Don't Look) by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Jan 2026
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Welsknight was restless. The fact that the dim early morning was completely silent didn’t help. He paced his room, shining armour making extremely annoying scraping sounds with each step and shift he made. It didn’t stop him from pacing, of course. It was annoying — Wels was a knight, imbued with discipline and orderliness. He could control every single part of himself, except this. When the beast in his brain stem started to writhe and gnash its teeth, he would fall to its whims eventually. This time, though, he was determined not to give in. The damn beast had to quiet down eventually. If he didn’t hand it exactly what it wanted, maybe his brain would rewire itself. Or the thing would just lie down and give in. That was what his superiors had always said — if you beat something enough, it eventually yields to you.
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- Part 2 of M's Hermitcraft 11 Fics
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It was when they arrived on set that things turned out a little strange. Ex’s phone started ringing, and they stepped out to take the call. When they returned, it was with a disappointed expression.
“The American contractors messed everything up again. This is why we don’t operate in America…” They groaned. "They're flying me out to try and fix this mess. I... I'll probably be gone a few days.”
X frowned.
"Oh... ok."
Ex gave him a sympathetic smile.
“If it helps, I'll just leave if if things go too long. I’ll be back after the interviews end, at the latest. I’ll fly the damn plane back myself if I have to."
“Alright. Good luck!”
“Yeah — good luck, X. Call me if you need me.”
He nodded, and they patted X’s shoulder before vanishing into the hallway.
X stared at where they’d been for a second, before shrugging and heading for the makeup studio. He did usually have Ex chauffeuring him around, and it was easier that way, but he was more than capable of doing this on his own. After all, he’d been left to his own devices fairly often when he first started modeling. This time he even had all the information — where to be and when to be there. It would be fine.
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A set of unrelated fics (usually oneshots) all taking place in Hermitcraft Season 11.
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A space AU centered around Xisuma, the only human member of the Hermit crew. This series focuses on both slice-of-life and character exploration, along with action and dangerous missions. It also mixes angst, crack, and the occasional bit of fluff to put fun twists on popular sci-fi tropes.
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An AU in which knight Welsknight is sent to kill a dragon, and things take an interesting turn.
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A short series set in an AU'd version of 'anywhere we want' by jumpinginmuddypuddles.
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X and Ex Have a Totally Normal Family Dynamic by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
31 Dec 2024
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Just a series to group together 'Ex is Great at Making Healthy Decisions' and its companion piece.
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"Shut up and lay still." Ex's never insult turns into a drawn-out groan when Hels starts digging around for the copious pieces of shrapnel currently pocking Exisora's back. This is HelsKnight helping, in a manner of speaking, and Exisora bleeding on Hels' furniture is hardly a novel experience. Another fucking day in Hell's Kitchen.
(For Febuwhump Day 17: Fingers in the Wound.)
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- Part 14 of febuwhump 2026
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Never Make a Contingency Plan Based on an Assumption by ImagineThat0327
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2024
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Xisuma thought he’d made sure to have a contingency plan for if he ever lost or broke his primary helmet. He’d thought it was fool proof. As it turns out, it is not fool-proof, and Xisuma needs to rethink his strategy for having a vital piece of equipment on hand at any given time, especially on his own chaos server.
OR, Xisuma breaks his helmet and gets stuck in a death loop
Whumptober prompt #22: Glass Shard
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- Part 12 of ImagineThat's Whumptober 2023
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Code diving - (noun)
the practice of physically entering a server’s data set,
typically performed by an admin or moderatorBookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
09 Feb 2026
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No one was there, in the end. That was good. He didn’t want there to be.
Jason hadn’t had anyone, either.
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Jason wakes up from the Lazarus Pit to find Bruce is dead. Damian wants to know what exactly is going on with the American boy his mother found. Dick is trying to hold his life together after losing his brother and father within six months of each other. Tim wants to know who this new person protecting Gotham is, because he knows it’s not Batman. And Talia takes her best shot at being a parent and ends up with four precious sons and a city to call her own.- Language:
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Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
04 Feb 2026
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“T’mthy,” Damian rasped. A hand reached up and weakly pinched the fabric of Tim’s sleeve. “Love you.”
Tim’s brain screeched to a halt. He mentally added confusion to his log of Damian’s symptoms.
Because there was no way in hell.
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Tim is convinced that Damian doesn't see him as a brother.
He is wrong.
Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
01 Feb 2026