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    “It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”

    Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.

     

    Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    sweet, made me laugh, what do I want more?

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    “I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”

    Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.

    He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.

     

    Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    yes! a thousand times yes :)

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    Nacho definitely remembered dying.

    He remembered holding a gun to Bolsa’s head, knowing that even if he pulled the trigger, he would be gunned down in an instant.

    He hadn’t wanted to give those assholes the satisfaction of shooting him. He did it himself.

    He thought he might remember being dead. There was definitely a sense that time had passed. But… his death had been quick. There was no light at the end of a tunnel; his life hadn’t flashed before his eyes. He had pulled the trigger, and then he was gone. He hadn’t even had time to register the sound of the gunshot.

    But when he finally managed to claw his way out of the dirt that covered him, he was alone. No Salamancas, no Fring and his goons, no Bolsa.

    And there was a sense of… blackness, he supposed. Like when you wake up after sleeping; even when you can’t remember any dreams, your mind knows that time has passed.

    It felt a little like that.

    (Nacho wakes up in the desert more than four years after his death. With the Salamancas' iron grip on the drug trade gone, he meets Jesse Pinkman and Walter White.)

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    21 Jan 2026

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    So far really good and an interesting pairing. As you know, i quite like reincarnation and occasionally also the "dead character isn't actually dead" trope.
    Plus Nacho's death really hurt, so I'm happy to read something with him as the protagonist that isn't a pairing with Lalo. Although those are fun too.

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    A minute and twenty profiles later, Shōta’s about to exit out of the dating app when a certain picture catches his eye.

    Shōta stares. After all, he hadn’t thought someone would be enough of an idiot to try to use superstar singer Present Mic’s face to catfish people.

    Slowly, a smirk spreads over his face, and he likes the profile.

    (Or: Shōta decides to mess with a catfish. Only the catfish isn't actually a catfish.)

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    04 Jan 2026

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    love it

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    Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.

    His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.

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    In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

    Podfic available!

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    04 May 2022

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    will ich unbedingt lesen, da die Geschichte so viele andere inspiriert hat. Wird hoffentlich fertiggestellt.

    hab mal reingelesen bis und mit kapitel 16... ich kann sehen warum so viele Geschichten davon inspirirt sind.