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    In which Q is seven, Bond is very much out of his element, and the world is about to get a taste of what a child super-genius can do when he only trusts one person. Period.

    James Bond was used to dealing with two things, generally: guns, and people trying to shoot him with guns. Usually, the second was a problem, and could be solved with the first. Kids were neither as dependable as guns, nor was it socially acceptable to shoot them if they became threatening.

    And how funny was it that one of Britain's best agents was more terrified by having to deal with a seven-year-old enigma than he was of facing a score of enemy sharp-shooters?

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    02 Jan 2018

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    In today's world, gods aren't prayed or sacrificed to anymore - today is the day of New Gods, gods of data and tech and numbers, faceless electrical currents and wifi. New Gods like Q. The Old Gods might be going out of style, but they're not gone yet, however - and a few of them work for MI6.

    A fun look into a Gods!AU where Q is a New God, settling into his place and learning the extend of his powers at MI6. Helping him test out those powers (or perhaps exacerbating them) are 006 and 7, chaos and war gods of MI6 respectively. It's going to be a wild ride...

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    26 Apr 2022

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    In the few weeks since Arthur stepped out of Lake Avalon, he's been confronted by perplexing technology, ancient prophecy, and belated epiphany about his true feelings for his manservant turned friend turned sorcerer turned- god help him- lover.

    With prophecy fulfilled, Arthur and Merlin now face a new adventure: Finding their place in the modern world.

    This is a story of what happens next. After Arthur and Merlin save the world and find each other. Of how an immortal sorcerer and an ancient king learn to move away from the past, and on toward the future, in love and together.

    *** Art by the lovely lao-pendragon ******

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    banter, sass, mockery of mobile usage, cuddling, verbal abuse of technology, flirting, bedsharing, jealousy, a lot of sex, and even more fluff

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    05 Oct 2018

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    'A pretty girl brings you a cup of tea and you immediately become suspicious. What’s wrong with you, Harold?'
    Nathan Ingram, as remembered by Finch

    The Chaos AU stories are mostly casefics involving Team Machine and new Numbers. They are largely canon-based, but contain recurring original characters and locations such as appropriately-name Chaos Café.

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    06 Dec 2013

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    Sequel to: you’re a holy fool all colored blue.

    Home, for James, was once a shoulder holster in a foreign country, women he didn’t know and regularly forgot, the London skyline outside his window, a martini shaken just right, and a suit so sharp, marks sometimes cut themselves on his edges. Home, now, is a person, is pizza after a long day, an entire cabinet full of tea, soft pillows and a warm mouth across his shoulders—it’s still London, but home is a flat he shares, a bed where he fights for blankets, the permanent indent of a book spine resting against his ribs, and he’s finally done running away.

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    27 Feb 2020