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    These are the contents of Theraprism patient Bill Cipher's dream journal, awarded to him for good-ish behavior several months after "the arts and crafts incident." Unfortunately, Bill Cipher does not have dreams. He doesn't. It isn't possible for something of his nature to have dreams.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    When you are unhappy, the devil wears a grin,
    So open up your heart and let the sun shine in!

    Or "Fiddleford and Bill have a little argument."

    (Takes place at some point after Chapter 19 of my long fic, Monkey Wrench. Travels to dimensions meant for older readers.)

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 88

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    There are nights when no one dreams, or dreams are small and life-sized: espresso grounds and science books, the tenure track, or people; broken strings and shipwrecked boats, dishabille, or seagulls.

    A story of cognitive dissonance and emotional devotion. Drs. Geiszler and Gottlieb deal with the complexities of the post-drift psychological state in a fine-ass, mature blaze of physics puns, banter, poorly prepared meals, questionable wardrobe choices, and, of course, science.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Your standard "Bill gets dumped on Earth as a last resort for his rehabilitation" story. The Pines have a list of rules for Bill to follow, but little do they know he's working on a list of his own...
    Despite that menacing description this will be mostly silly fluff, some angst and eventually smut.

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    11 Feb 2026