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“I brought the boys here to watch guard while you two… re-familiarize yourself.” Yushi’s voice is soft but firm. “My presence here is much more damning since I’m not to leave your side, Ku-chan. It will raise less alarm if they are seen here and I am not.”
“I owe Yushi-nii a favor,” Ryo bows his head, almost in regret. “And it can’t be too hard to just stand here while you guys bone or whatever.”
Sakuya similarly nods. And then he nudges Yushi in the side. “Then what will you do?"
While it’s true that normally would earn Sakuya nothing more than a blank stare, or maybe a slow blink, tonight Yushi’s hand reaches out to clasp onto Daeyoung’s and he smirks something sly.
“I am also re-familiarizing myself with my beloved,” Yushi says haughtily. “And we wish to be left unbothered until dawn.”
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Daeyoung is Prince Sion's knight. Yushi is Prince Riku's knight. Their princes are a Thing. And so are they.
Or: Kim Daeyoung's guide on how to accidentally propose to the long distance love of your life after the most mind-blowing, yearny sex known to man. But at least Yushi hyung says yes. And also a lot more than that.
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“Hyung,” Riku glances behind him, taking out a single airpod. Sion leans down over him, holding him firmly against the bed. Riku’s trapped. Which he likes. But at the same time…
“I just got home and I wanted to say hi,” hyung says with a grin like that explains literally anything at all. “You looked cute. You’re in my clothes.”
He snaps at the elastic waistband of Riku’s underwear. “These are my clothes,” Riku says.
Sion’s grin widens. He leans in to kiss him square on the mouth. “Exactly,” he says. “All mine.”
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Sion has developed a habit of buying himself two items instead of one. Riku is benefiting from this habit. But the fucking couples necklace is going to kill him.
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They stumble back to their shitty apartment and get one round in before dinner, and then another after. Riku cries out Sion’s name and it is a rumbling voice that says: Look at you. My Riku. Sweet, lovely Riku. And then they watch a movie and Sion falls asleep halfway through his second beer.
They spend every day together and they’ve been doing this for years. Riku lets himself stare at Sion’s sleeping face in the low, blue light of the TV they bought together three years ago. Everything in this apartment is for them - the both of them. He and hyung as one.
Riku stares and stares. He usually doesn’t let himself look. But he does tonight.
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When Riku is twenty, he kind-of-accidentally falls into a d/s friends with benefits with his best friend whom he is hopelessly in love with. He just didn’t think they’d still be doing it seven years later.
(Nor did he think that he’d still be madly in love with Sion hyung after nine years of pining and a lot of really, really good sex. Oops.)
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“I wasn’t too rough, was I?” Daeyoung nuzzles his cheek against his hyung’s. “Was I too mean?”
Yushi snorts but lets him. “I wish you were rougher.”
Daeyoung laughs at the comment even though he should really know better by now. Tokuno Yushi is silly by nature but he can be deadly serious about these kinds of things.
“Don’t tempt me, hyung,” is what Daeyoung says, mostly because he’s an idiot.
Yushi blinks up at him, slowly. Like an animal on the prowl. One of those big cats who look cute but can rip your throat out in one bite. “I'm trying to tempt you,” Yushi says. “Are you tempted, Jaehee?”
It’s something about hindsight, right? Daeyoung’s vision has always been fucking terrible. He's made the mistake of not taking Yushi seriously before and he’s an idiot because he makes the same mistake again.
“I’m very tempted,” Daeyoung grins. And he does not notice when Yushi licks his lips and smirks; self-satisfied. Once Yushi decides he wants something, he stops at nothing until he gets it.
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In which Daeyoung learns what it really means to be an alpha and Yushi gets what he wants, obviously.
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- Part 10 of nct wish abo verse
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“I wish they’d stop sending you on these trips when you’re so tired the whole time,” Riku tugs him in closer by the waist. “You’re too good at your work, hyung. They’re gonna bleed you dry.”
Sion’s lips fall into a flat line. “I know.” And what they both know he means is: I’m sorry this is the best I can do for the both of us.
He could argue back but all Riku says is: “it's okay." His fingers dance up Sion’s spine and rest over his nape. Squeezes the back of his neck. “Do you want me to get you out of your head, hyung?” While Riku helps Sion sleep for a lot of different reasons there are other ways, too, in which he helps. Mostly a very involved one. In which Riku takes him apart, piece by piece, wrings him out until he’s floating and out of his head and tiny.
In which Riku gives him no choice but to sink into exhaustion. In which Riku makes him.
“I’d like that,” Sion says. "Please."
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Sion has insomnia and Riku, of course, is the only remedy he has.
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“Can I have a kiss,” Yushi murmurs. Daeyoung’s almost done and he gets impatient, sometimes. Mostly because he’s weak to having a beautiful woman lean down over him.
“Sure,” Daeyoung grins wider. And she kisses him.
This is their seventh winter together as a couple and something like their twenty-ninth as friends. Or whatever you’d call that relationship. Daeyoung was four years younger and so fucking clingy, chasing after him like he was something worth chasing after. It was fine when they were kids but when Daeyoung transitioned fresh out of uni, Yushi was a little freaked out by how caring she was. After all, Sion and Daeyoung’s mom had been convinced that Yushi gave her baby boy the transgender disease.
But now already been seven years and some change and Daeyoung is still kind. Still sweet. Almost to a syrupy extent, saccharine and only getting sweeter. Yushi tilts his head back and leans up for her as she mouths at him.
She's trying to seduce him and it's working. Yushi might just let her. Sion noona's gonna kill them.
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In which Sion and Riku get married in December and Yushi wonders, not for the first time, if he and Daeyoung should have a wedding of their own.
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It is a morning like any other when Riku realizes it. When Sion corners him in the hyeongwan before they leave. Against the wall. He does not pin him down - Sion never does - but he holds his hands and rests their foreheads together and there is a part of their hyung that does not exist anymore. That has died. Riku knows it because there is no one in this world he knows better than Oh Sion. No one he has dedicated more of himself to.
“Riku-yah,” Sion breathes. “Riku-yah. You know that hyung loves you, right?” His breath is unsteady. “I’d lose my mind without you. You’re perfect.”
They do not talk about it, the things they should be talking about. They do not settle the guilt nor the pain nor the memory of their pup crying into their necks, begging for relief. It is just them again and again, in their early twenties, too young for the responsibility, keeping their chins high and making promises they can’t keep.
“I know you do, hyung,” Riku says. A promise, again. One he cannot keep. “I love you too.”
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In which Ryo presents as an omega on the eve he turns eighteen, Sion is famously not good at dealing with things, and Riku is just trying his fucking best to keep his family together.
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- Part 9 of nct wish abo verse
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“You think I’m smart?” Yushi asks.
“I do,” Daeyoung insists, and he sounds earnest. Yushi does not know many people who are earnest. He can see it on their faces - the way they judge him, size him up, try to figure out what box he deserves to fit into. Are you enough of a man, Tokuno Yushi? Have you proved yourself yet? Have you mutilated your body, taken your shots, trained your voice to go deep?
“You’re the only person to say these things about me,” Yushi mumbles.
A normal person would be puking and gagging and telling him to shut up. And yet Tokuno Yushi - who is not the type to blush, let alone at something a man says - feels his cheeks go crimson as something in him aches, aches, aches.
But Daeyoung shrugs and smiles. “Hyung,” he says, voice low. “I think you’re amazing."
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Tokuno Yushi works at a noraebang with his puppy-like coworker who has this vague obsession with him and he, like, doesn't even care. There is no time for romance, let alone when Kim Daeyoung is the size of a tree and annoying. Because that's what he is. Annoying. And hot. But mostly annoying.
So it doesn't even matter, really. Because Yushi does not have a crush. Not even a little bit.
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“You’re so lovely like this,” Guanheng groans into his ear. “So pretty.” He is the only person in this town who thinks Dejun is pretty.
“You’re annoying,” Dejun tells him, but his eyelids flutter closed as Guanheng spreads his legs and gets him dripping wet. “I hate you.”
“I love you,” Guanheng tells him. “I love you.”
It is a week later when Dejun comes home in the early morning to his parents dead in their bed. It is a week later when the collectors come for him and he has not even a penny to his name. It is a week later when he stands on Guanheng’s doorstep and tells him: I have nothing, I can’t give you anything, I am nothing.
It is Guanheng who draws him close. Who says, I love you, I love you, I will keep you, you don’t have to give me anything… tell me you love me, Jun, that’s enough… you are enough, you are enough… just tell me you love me and I’m yours…
In the dream Dejun doesn’t tell anyone about, he is allowed to say it back.
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Dejun; the outlaw. Guanheng; the bartender. Thirteen years between them. All the times Guanheng cares for him and the one time Dejun can take care of him right back.
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Riku isn't really playing it up for the camera, actually, with how embarrassed she gets. Especially when she's tucked in Sion unnie's lap and chats race by, asking her to show hole or bend over or something equally depraved...
“My Riku’s needy today, so I’m keeping her with me,” Sion coos to the camera. Runs a hand over her hip, palms at her ass. “Be nice, chat. If you’re mean to my wife, your ass is getting booted.”
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married lesbian camgirl onri: the fic
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“You’re his ge now, aren’t you,” is all Ten says. “And he’s so cute, isn’t he.”
Kun used to be convinced that this was some elaborate scheme because Ten liked him, and he didn’t mind because he likes Ten, too. But Riku is a dongsaeng and Kun was just being nice and they don’t owe each other anything, because Ten doesn’t like him like that anyway. If he did, he’s had over six years to say so. Kun is not compliant in whatever scheme Ten’s cooking up in his mind, whatever weird reason he has for always giving in to jealousy as if Kun isn’t always only ever looking at him.
Kun smooths his hands down his jeans and says, carefully, bitterly, “I’m a lot of people’s ge. I don’t know what you want from me, Ten.” Because he doesn’t.
There’s a unique kind of shame crawling up his throat when he gets into bed that night and is haunted by lips forming around the word gege. It’s been years since he’s been able to hear it in a voice that isn’t Ten’s.
He feels sick to his stomach. But his heart still yearns for something he is not comfortable with putting a name to.
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Kun is pretty certain that one of the new NCT members has a crush on him.
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“Did you have a good day?” Sion asks, voice sweet, when she digs her fingers into his skin and Riku whines. “Was class fun?”
“It wasn’t,” Riku says, already distracted by her wandering hands and beautiful plump lips. “I missed you.”
He did. He did, he did, he did, sometimes he misses Sion so much that it feels like a wound left open until they’re together again. Still in their honeymoon phase three years in, still obsessed with each other. He whimpers when her thumb hooks into the waistband of his briefs.
Sion coos. “You poor baby. Want me to make it better?”
Riku nods, head already floating at the soft condescending tone of her voice. Poor baby indeed. His life is so hard - it’s so difficult to be a good boy who gets to sit in his noona’s lap while her big hands travel up his sides and tease him until he’s whining for it.
Her lips quirk into a smile. Her eyes gleam with something predatory. “I better kiss you better, then,” she says. “I’ll fix you right up, sweetheart.”
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onri t4t: the fic
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Maeda Riku is many things - an ex-olympian, champion of DBT, lover of One Piece - but brave is not one of them. He is twenty-three years old when he gets his shit together, falls in love with a boy, and rebuilds his life in Japan. He is twenty-three years old when he goes back home to California. He is twenty-three years old when the very things he’s spent the past year running from are determined to catch up to him.
In the dry heat of California sun, Sion holds his hand out to him and Riku is given the chance to take it.
(It should be so easy to just continue to run away from it all. But maybe he doesn't want to. Not anymore.)
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- Part 2 of nct tennis verse
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It’s Ryo, of course, who interrupts everything. “They said WHAT about Sion hyung’s abs?!”
Immediately, Riku stops purring and his eyes snap open.
Who the fuck is talking about his hyung’s abs.
Apparently this is all no big deal because Sion just sighs as the maknaes break into giggles. Which only really makes Riku more suspicious as he sits up and looks at the pups. “It’s just a fan, jagi,” Sion says. He drags Riku back down to his lap, stroking his hair. “They’ve gotten passionate about my face, recently.”
“This noona says she wants to lick off your sweat, hyung!” Sakuya calls. “And she wants to smell you, and-”
“Let me see,” Riku demands, scent souring just at the idea of anyone else getting close enough to smell his alpha. “What else are they saying about my hyung.”
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Riku is back and everything is fine. He's a little mad that their entire fanbase seemingly wants to see his alpha shirtless but really, he's fine. He doesn't even care. Really.
(Well. Maybe he cares a little bit.)
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- Part 8 of nct wish abo verse
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It's not that Sion is against the idea when his boyfriend proposes they have a threesome with his best friend, exactly. It's more like he wishes that he didn't see it coming.
"This will be a bad idea," Sion tries to send Riku a meaningful look. "A really bad idea."
"Why?" Riku asks. "You don't wanna fuck Jisung?"
And there's nothing Sion can say to that, exactly, because that's not true either. And Riku knows it. Because he's just smiling. Probably calling him greedy in his head. There's no one more qualified than him to take Jisung's virginity, and Sion has thought about it before, and it's the unfortunate truth.
"Ask him," Riku says with a sweet smile. "I'm telling you that he'll say yes."
(And that's the worst part of this whole thing. He already knows Jisung will say yes.)
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In which Sion's boyfriend has an exhibition kink, and his best friend sometimes stares at his dick, and there's only so much he can do to dissuade either of them.
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“We invited you out tonight,” Johnny says right to Ten, “because we wanted to tell you something.”
Johnny leans in towards Kun, just the tiniest bit, and it’s hardly anything at all. But Ten notices anyways, but Ten is thinking over everything, but it’s all clicking into place, and Ten’s world, very abruptly, stops.
He knows that tone. He knows what it means when two friends sit down in front of a third friend like this. He knows what those smiles mean, that flirty tone, the fond look. But he’s underwater, and he’s drowning, because why the fuck would it happen with Johnny and Kun.
“We,” Johnny says, clasping Kun's hand with his own, “are together.”
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Ten Lee may be an omega, but that doesn’t mean he needs an alpha in order to be happy. He has his stupidly doting roommate, Kun, all of his loyal dongaengs, and his notably annoying best friend Johnny. He doesn’t need anyone else.
But then Kun and Johnny start dating and Ten’s world, for better or worse, gets turned upside down. Why does it make him so upset? Why can’t he stand the sight of them together? What’s wrong with him?
And why the fuck does everyone think he’s in love with Kun?
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- Part 1 of wayv abo verse
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“Sion-ssi, Riku-ssi,” she says very, very slowly. “I know that you are still training for debut, but with your cycles coming up-” she passes over a booklet- “we have decided that the best course of action was for you two to start sharing heats and ruts.”
Sion stares down at the paper in his hand. SHARING CYCLES WITH BANDMATES, it says. THE DO’S AND DON’TS. There’s a little SM logo on the top left that lets Sion know that this is not, in fact, some practical joke, but very, very frighteningly real.
Sion looks over at Riku, who has gone pale.
Oh, shit.
“This-” he says slowly. “This can’t-”
“It’s standard procedure for bandmates,” she says, cutting him off. “This is what we do for everyone. It’s to minimize scandal, yes? Minimize cycle sharing outside the pack, yes?” She smiles. “You two are the only presented members in your group. This is protocol.”
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Sion, the new leader of NCT's new unit, has a lot on his plate. But being ordered to share cycles with his bandmate who can't even look him in the eyes is something entirely different.
But the order comes from the company, and they both have to obey. He has a new rut partner and his name is Maeda Riku.
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- Part 7 of nct wish abo verse
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a culmination of love, diapers, and many other tender things by Ironicspoon
Fandoms: NCT (Band), NCT Wish
22 Jan 2025
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And yeah, there's the farm. The farm is fine. It's become his whole thing. But more importantly he's got a gorgeous husband who wears a ring on his left hand, and he's got two troublemakers running around the house, and there may or may not be a potential dog, on the distant horizon, if Izumi ever gets over her disdain towards picking up dog poop. They're not his in blood, exactly, but they're something that's close enough. His kids. His little gremlins. His sweet little Izumi and Aki. The life he's cultivated for himself, both figuratively and literally.
Because... you know. The whole farming thing.
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Sion is thirty-six years old. A farmer, a husband, a dad. The gig's not so bad.
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Kim Mingyu dates Jeon Wonwoo in secret for five years. He should, perhaps, be used to seeing his boyfriend get hit on in front of him. But he is not, in fact, okay with it.
Not ever. It's a problem. A problem that doesn't really have a solution. But a problem nevertheless.
So he copes. Kind of.
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Or: 5 times Mingyu wanted to call Wonwoo his and the 1 time Wonwoo did it for him.
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- Part 4 of minwon streamer verse
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Sion makes a pained noise in his throat when Riku kneels at the side of the tub. The tent at his crotch is obvious even through the robe, which, truthfully, barely covers anything at all. Riku is kind enough to not stare at it, but Sion can see him glance down, for just a second. His face burns crimson.
“Hyung,” Riku says with an immense amount of empathy. “There’s nothing wrong with having boners.”
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Riku's dream of Wish visiting an onsen together comes true. Among many other things.