InsertTheWitty
Fandoms
- Haikyuu!! (4)
- Hetalia (Anime & Manga) (4)
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When Oikawa Tooru leaves Japan for the first time in his life, it’s on a chilly day in May, a little over a month after his high school graduation; his clothes, his dorky alien figurines, his movie posters, spreads from sports magazines, books and manga he couldn’t bear throwing away, and more volleyballs than he knew he owned, all eighteen years of his life packed away into two giant suitcases and a dozen unremarkable cardboard boxes.
"You still sure you’re doing this for the right reasons?"
(A study in love, friendship, and moving forward together, even on differing paths.)
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Mathias feels his world crashing down around him. He trains his gaze on the clouds, seeking out gods he is no longer sure are there.
Even with all of his winters and storms, he could swear the sky has never looked so gray.
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The snow just kept coming, wind howling and sending sharp pin needles of cold through his thin clothes. Mathias could feel his world crashing down around him. Even with all his winters and storms, he could have swore the sky never looked so gray.
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Film School's a pain in the ass, but not as much as you could be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by SwaggieyamaBrobio (InsertTheWitty)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
31 Dec 2016
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There is nothing gay about finding a guy really hot with coffee all over his shirt (except there totally is and Chikara knows it.)
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Arthur Kirkland, a pessimist (a realist he argues) but good at heart when you take your time to dig into him is how the closest people to him would describe the editor. And resolute about his life remaining exactly same. But after years of pestering and a job offer he can't refuse he decides to look one the bright side for once and moves to San Francisco (and almost immediately regrets every choice that lead him there.)
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asked and answered by surgicalstainless
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
21 Dec 2014
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"You should marry me, Bucky."
"What?"
"You should marry me." Steve said again. "Sister Eustace said that marriage is the purest form of love, and I love you more than anybody. So we should get married."
Steve and Bucky. Five marriage proposals (and one time they didn't have to ask).
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20 Feb 2026
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Scott knows he doesn’t have the monopoly on daddy issues in the league. He isn’t the only one who lost his father. Some of the international players can’t bring theirs over just for Dad’s Night. And some guys just plain didn’t get along with their dads. Still, every year this event was a shot of lemon juice into the never healing paper cut of Scott’s orphan trauma.
_____It’s Dad’s Night for the New York Admirals. Scott doesn’t have anyone to stand with him on the ice while his teammates stand with their fathers. At least, he thinks he doesn’t. George Grady is going to make sure Scott doesn’t have to stand alone.
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21 Jan 2026
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Hinata's Monster Dick and the Story of How Kageyama Died: A Tragedy by oikabwah (autumnsalt)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
05 Apr 2015
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(also: the reason why Hinata is the bottom)
The day Kageyama doesn't show up for practice is the day Karasuno is changed for the rest of their lives.Bookmarked by InsertTheWitty
14 Nov 2025
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Non-Prophet Organisation by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
27 May 2016
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"Remind me again why we're doing this?" Sam asked, feet up on the dash of the Quinjet.
"Because some girl made doe-eyes at Steve and asked for help and he can't say no to that," Bucky replied from the rear of the Quinjet. He hadn't been fast enough to call shotgun and he'd only just stopped sulking about it. Sam hadn't yet noticed the tiny balls of paper littering his hair.
Steve rolled his eyes. "No, because she made a good point and she had a lot of well-researched evidence to back it up."
"Well-researched evidence based on a bunch of internet news stories about weird crimes, which clearly leads to someone summoning a demon who's going to destroy the world," Bucky said. "I love you, Steve, but you're so gullible."
When a PhD student accidentally uncovers a plot to summon a demon and destroy the world, Captain America is the only one she can get to listen to her. Steve, Sam and Bucky will fly half-way around the globe to investigate, but can they get there in time to stop the ritual and save the world?
(All signs point to yes as an answer to at least one of those questions.)
Series
- Part 1 of Crime and Pun-ishment
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27 Oct 2025
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Due Date: Classified by xivz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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He sat on the bathroom tile, back against the wall, knees to his chest, staring at the stick clutched in both hands. This couldn’t be real. Because there were two very visible pink lines.
TWO.
PINK.
LINES.
There they were. Mocking him in their neat, pink smugness.
The test was positive.
Shang Qinghua was pregnant.
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15 Jul 2025