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“Nrrgh ‘m sorry, really, and I’m not um- pretending? I didn’t mean to- Rrghkk” Aziraphale’s expression flickered, and his eyes snapped up, searching Crowley’s face. It displayed only remorse. The demon shuffled awkwardly and pushed his glasses further up his nose, looking away.
Oh. Aziraphale breathed in, letting realisation wash over him. It felt like drowning.
He truly didn’t remember
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The Creation of Gingerbread Angels by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2024
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God is floating in the endless abyss, and it feels... very, very lonely. There's no-one to talk to, no-one to even quietly observe from afar, and She finds She doesn't like being so alone. And that gives Her infinite ideas. What to make first out of an entire universe folded neatly into her mind? She thinks She'll start with the Angels, if She doesn't get distracted...
Or: A fic concept mixed with so, so many headcanons for God's way of thinking about things
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An Open Sky of Fire by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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My TMA au of Good Omens! (Metatron and Jurgen Lietner warnings. They're only mentioned but they do induce rage so cw)
Aziraphale is an avatar of The Vast with a love for books (and Lietners, but unlike some he's sensible about them.) And Crowley is an Avatar of The Desolation with a love for Aziraphale.
When Aziraphale rejects his offer to run away to Alpha Centuri, and a very upset Crowley tries to find him only to see the bookshop on fire, he assumes it's his fault.
(There is a time skip from the end of the pub scene to the end of the Apocalypse prevention, I hope it all makes sense and that you enjoy!! :] ♡)
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Flowers are better than your Tears my dear by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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(Tw blood and internal pain)
Or: Aziraphale thinks demons can't love, and Crowley's resigned himself to physically pining away, coughing up white roses for loyalty and innocence, and red gardenias for secret love. I promise a happy ending though! :]
Or: Season 2's ending devastated me and it took me this long to pick up the courage and actually write something, I really hope you enjoy it!!
P.S I typed this up on my phone, so the format will probably look better if you read this on your phone rather than a laptop. Sorry for any inconvenience :(
(Also when there's a double paragraph break with '...' it's a change of pov :])
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Sprung by anna_bird for GoodbyeVanny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jan 2026
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It's very simple, really. Aziraphale had taken off his glasses with a sigh. Come find me, and wake me up.
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Feb 2026
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insanely good.. just!?!? the writing!?!?! the characarisation!?!??! THE PLOT!??!?! I so adore my smut with a good plot, and this plot is GODLY. like i can't even describe. the author put something in this fanfic idk what it was but its DELICIOUS
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Ninth Circle Ink was hardly more than a stone’s throw from the flower shop; Aziraphale knew from past experience that it took less than thirty seconds to go from door to door (forty-five if you had to wait for a car to pass). It had been a perfect arrangement in the beginning, when they were just starting out.
Owning a flower shop across the street from your boyfriend's tattoo parlor is fun and adorable. Owning a flower shop across the street from your ex-boyfriend's tattoo parlor? Not so much.
Now available as a (stunning!) podfic by Literarion!
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- Part 1 of Ink Blots and Forget-Me-Nots
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
16 Feb 2026
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STUNNNIIGGGG the ending!!!!???!?!?! are you kidding me!??!!??!?! "IT SHOUD HAVE BEEN US"!!??!?!!
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“Right. All right, so I’m in love with you.” Aziraphale’s gaze sharpened to a point. FUUUUCK! He had said it. “But not like regular in love, right? Love spell in love. So, how do we do this?"
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Whatever would call for a 25-Lazari miracle? The archangels assume it's a lovesick angel trying to force an impossibly heartless demon to return his feelings. And in order to keep them from figuring out what all that oomph was really for, Aziraphale and Crowley have to convince them the love miracle worked.
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
08 Feb 2026
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One of the best pieces of Good Omens fanfic I've ever read, i jest not, this fanfic is GORGEOUS ughhgghhhh i need to cut my heart out, put it on a plate and serve it to the author RIGHT NOW. with a little tag that says "Kudos <3" attached. RRRGghghghghhttfr its got everything, just all the good stuffs, and its so well writtennnnnn
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Effeuiller La Marguerite by prettybirdy979 for Nenchen
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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He loves me - Aziraphale’s face when they toasted in the Ritz. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the Globe, denying their friendship. He loves me - Aziraphale holding his hand on the bus to London. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the church blaming him for the Nazis, even when Crowley had come just to save him. He loves me - Aziraphale trusting him to touch his wings, to do this for him.
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Crowley grooms Aziraphale's wings, plays a silly human game, and two walnuts learn the value of communication.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
06 Dec 2025
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Because!! Aziraphale chooses to love him!! They choose to love eachother, it isnt down to any plan or fate or luck, they'd tear themselves up if it meant they could love eachother
(Literally so sweet im dying and also on my seventh reread)
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Cottage Cornered by katiemariie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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Crowley buys them a cottage on the South Downs. Aziraphale hates it.
A fic for anyone who's thought, "Maybe a Soho snob *wouldn't* go for cottagecore."
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
05 Dec 2025
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THEY'RE STUPIDDD (i love this soo frikiggg muchhhhhh)