17 Works by Ineedjam
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You're committed to helping Riddle Rosehearts and his card soldiers in a war against followers of the Jabberwock looking to usurp the rulers of Red and White. You're also in love with a stranger you met in the woods who wants you to run away with him.
Whoever said that love and war weren't so different might've been onto something. In your experience, they're both equally difficult. Nobody ever said that you had to choose between one or the other though.
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- Part 5 of Hoard of Treasure (and his little human)
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After some time of spying on the Silver Owls for General Vanrouge, you suddenly go deathly silent until you unexpectedly appear before him at the threshold of Death's door.
Or: You can't go anywhere, so you go to nowhere. Lilia finds out where exactly that is.
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And if I were someone else (would this be easier?) by Ineedjam
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
13 Jun 2023
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Your fae friend Tsunotarou had cursed the King. If you want to live, you're going to have to kill him.
Or: Actually, I think this one is pretty straightforward.
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- Part 4 of Hoard of Treasure (and his little human)
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"When you're free, you're not gonna eat me, right?" you whisper to the dragon as you unlock the iron collar around its neck. The dragon is quiet. It instead responds by bending its long neck around once you've freed it to look at you. You stumble back, startled, but it doesn't do anything else other than stare you down. There's no hostility in its gaze though, so your heart settles.
"...Is that a yes?" you murmur.
Or: You've never seen a dragon before—Heck, you thought they were extinct!—but even someone with half a brain cell can put together that it would be smarter to NOT get on one's bad side.
Is it any better to get on a dragon's good side though? That depends... on if you can survive his clinginess.
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- Part 3 of Hoard of Treasure (and his little human)
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The raw desperation and sorrow in his eyes tugs at your heart. A lump forms in your throat at the thought of denying him. You're nobody after all; just a magicless human who bit off a bit too much more than you could chew getting involved in all the complexities of magical society. You don't see how you of all people could accomplish such an important task, but... Tsunotarou is your friend. You'd rather die trying to help him than not having tried at all.
Or: You're the most basic human around: A magicless one. This should make you the last choice to be the one to save the life of a queen and peace as you know it, but somehow your fae friend believes you to be just the person for the job.
Just what have you gotten yourself into...?
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- Part 2 of Hoard of Treasure (and his little human)
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"Your past life?" You look at Riddle blankly. His smile turns down into a quizzical frown. "You know... when you were the Beast Tamer?"
You... do not know.
You stare at him cluelessly, your jaw slack. As he stares back with a mirroring bewildered expression, you can only think of one thing to say:
"...That's not a Disney movie."
Or: In which you're thrown into an alternate dimension where magic and fairytales are real. You know nothing about this world, but somehow, everyone else seems to know you.
Or or: I was brainstorming fic ideas and thought "that power transfer reincarnation thing in ATLA is kinda cool." and mashed it into Twst
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The steady hands on a twisting road by Ineedjam
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
04 Feb 2023
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The Gothic style of the Castle of Thorns was one that they were still getting used to. They'd only married Malleus recently after all, and then one problem after another kept popping up in the other kingdoms to the point that they barely spent time in the valley, let alone the castle that was supposed to be their home. Both that and the unfamiliarity of the fae architecture didn't help in making Yuu feel at home here. They still feel like they're walking around at some sort of historical site or someone else's house.
It's to be expected, they suppose. They are from another world. Getting thrown into another dimension and then marrying their friend who happened to be the fae king on a whim would reasonably take some adjusting to, though the latter circumstance was more voluntary than the former.
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Or: In which Yuu, the stranger from another world is the consort of Malleus Draconia, the lonely king of Briar Valley. From getting thrown into a world of magic with seemingly never-ending problems to getting married to a fae, Yuu's life has been very eventful to say the least. It's a lot to get used to, but at least they're not alone.
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- Part 1 of Hoard of Treasure (and his little human)
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"Dream," he says suddenly. And then, with more certainty, "It's just Dream, now."
The avian boy nods without any argument.
"Alright, Dream." The boy's mouth curls into a mirthful smile and his eyes light up, as if he's thinking of something funny. "I'm usually known as the Wings of Storm, but you can just call me Tommy, actually. Less of a mouthful, innit?"
Tommy, whispers Dream's mind almost reverently. He doesn't know why. It suits him, he thinks, even though he is an avian and far from human. (He sure is not very different from a human though, is he?)
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Or: After Prince Dream of Esempi challenges his brother to a fight for the throne, he loses the duel, his position, and is exiled, but he doesn't lose his desire to be king. During his exile, he meets a young avian who takes a liking to him. The avian's flock is the key to his victory, but their assistance doesn't come without a price...
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The enemy of my enemy (is my friend) by mcjamjar (Ineedjam) for infinity_cheezburger
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Jun 2022
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Members of rival mafias Sapnap and Techno are held captive by Las Nevadas. While stuck in the same room together, the two can do nothing else but work together.
Meanwhile, Sapnap's best friend Dream and Techno's pseudo-little brother Tommy find out who's holding them captive and resolve to do something about it—Together.
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There's a child in his apartment.
Scratch that—there's a child sitting on a counter in his apartment and eating his grilled cheese. And—his mind reminds him—the child had transformed from a raccoon that he had mistaken for his cat and given a bath.
And his roommate is talking to him like they know each other. His roommate knows a feral raccoon child.
You know what? Sure, why not. Just another day in the life of Dream Wastaken.
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Or: In which college student Dream finds out that cryptids and monsters are real and also finds a brother in the feral menace of a raccoon child that is one Tommyinnit Craft.
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"Hey, I don't think I've told you my name."
Dream feels a pit form in his stomach. It clashes with the warmth that had been growing in his chest and makes him feel queasy.
"Oh yeah?" He's barely able to keep the strain out of his voice. The dragon's eyes shine again, like bright stars in a fog that Dream hadn't even noticed has been shrouding his vision.
"I'm Tommy."
Tommy. his head repeats, turning it round and round as if he could find all the secrets hidden within it. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. It's strangely human. (It suits him.)
"Call me Clay."
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Or: Dream is one dragon hunter in a group of elite dragon hunters.
In a twist of fate, he befriends a young dragon belonging to the most feared horde of dragons in the world. Things couldn't be less perfect.
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You and your troupe master have a pleasant moment together in the City of Tears.
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The entire Irken Armada went missing. Most importantly, Red and Purple went missing with them. You're sick and tired of sitting around and listening to the Control Brains, so you take matters into your own hands. You carve your own path, make your own rules and do what's best for the sake of your people—Even if you have to go against everything you've ever believed to do so.
(Or: I got impatient and wanted to try writing angst.)[EDIT: Going on hiatus due to exams.
Updates will resume in November!The exams' been delayed, so updates will be resuming late November instead ripEND MY SUFFERING (schools closed. indefinite hiatus) ]Series
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When the Almighty Tallest passes away, Red doesn't take it very well, to say the least.
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- Part 2 of Invader Red
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Being on Irk with co-Tallest Purple around makes you want to tear your PAK off. On planet Devastis, you expect that things wouldn't be any different.
Of course, you've been wrong before. Besides, it's about time you had some fun, right?
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Your plan was to become the Tallest.
Becoming a Tallest wasn't that plan.
(originally titled 'Not to Plan')
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While walking home from school one day, you come across your classmate, Red, caught in the rain. You don't really know each other, but the nice thing to do would be to help him out, right?
So what if he's an alien? That just makes things more interesting.
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- Part 1 of Invader Red