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    It’s not Ilya’s fault that Pork gets out.

    Okay, well, maybe a little bit. But it is almost equally Shane’s fault.

    The facts are thus: Ilya’s home nursing an injury, and Shane’s on a roadie, and maybe he and Shane have managed to get a little codependent after just one season playing together.

    And so, while Ilya was making lunch, he got distracted by his very pretty husband facetiming him from the hotel shower. And perhaps the water evaporated and the noodles caught fire a bit.

    And in the chaos of smoke and fire extinguishers and flinging open every window and door in the house – Well. Pork’s always been a bit of an escape artist.

     

    Or: Shane’s horrible hairless cat gets out and Ilya has to hunt down his least favourite child.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Me: my sister keeps asking about my love life
    Me: she said "aren't all hockey players supposed to be sluts"

    Or, the world keeps turning, and Luca Haas goes through the motions. Until he doesn't (it might be Ilya’s fault).

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    15 Feb 2026

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    There's a hint of whine in Shane's voice as he says the words and because apparently that's not enough, he then actually fucking pouts. Bottom full lip sticking out and beautiful brown eyes blinking expectantly at Ilya.

    And well, what the fuck is Ilya supposed to do? Argue with him?
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    Five times Shane pouts and gets what he wants and one time that doesn't quite work.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    In 2023, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov retired from the NHL and vanished - three years of silence from a pair who had defined an era of hockey.

    The silence breaks in 2026.

    When Team Canada steps onto the ice at the Milan Winter Olympics, they aren't just bringing the best roster in the world; they’re bringing a coaching duo that no one saw coming.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    When an injury puts Ilya in a coma during the Ottawa Centaurs third game in the Stanley Cup final, Shane must decide whether he can handle the pressures of leading the team to victory with the worry that at any moment Ilya's condition could go from bad to worse.

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    Shane didn’t want to go home. It was one thing to be in another country clinging to the unfamiliarity of the people and the places to try and rationalise that this was a strange nightmare. But when he had to wake up in his bed alone and walk streets with people wearing Ilya’s jersey that pathetic hope would be extinguished.

    It wasn’t supposed to be this way. The next game was the 11th, and if they hadn’t won by then they would have done by the 13th. Either way, by the time Ilya turned 32 on the 15th he was supposed to be a two-time Stanley Cup winner. They would spend the summer at the cottage, bathing in the joy of success and each other and forgetting that there was a world out there that demanded things of them.

    Title from Walt Whitman's 'O Captain! My Captain!' RIP Walt Whitman you would have loved hockey yaoi.

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    13 Feb 2026