ImTooLazyToo
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“Shove this nerf gun up your boyfriend’s arse” and other things you never thought you’d have to say as a landlord by ImTooLazyToo for High Noon Over Jamelot
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
07 Mar 2025
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“ChatGPT: Ivy. I swear to god if you lost my nerf gun because you wanted to annoy a 5’2 adult in a high vis vest that toy will not be the only thing that goes missing today
Designated Cleaner Of Messes: It went missing a couple of weeks ago. (._.)
ChatGPT: Thats really not the focus here”
A Mechs!Uni AU starring Dig Bick Brian, internet girlfriends, nerf guns, bushes of stringing nettles, and God knows what else. (That is a lie. God is dead and this killed him).
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Those Eyes are Haunted by ImTooLazyToo, NylonGenesis
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Jan 2024
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It had been some years ago now that Elias Bouchard had taken him down into the tunnels with a promise of promotion he was too desperate to decline.
It had been some years ago that Martin was left with nothing but his left eye and a fragment of existence to clutch to.
He was tired of it.
But with the entrance of a new head archivist to replace Gertrude, perhaps he had a chance to restart and piece together a new “life”. Even though he was dead.
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- Part 1 of TMA AU Collection
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Star. Plural, stars. A fixed luminous point in the night sky which is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.
How many of them would someone see when face to face with the abyss? That is exactly what Brian is about to learn.
In a sense, the answer is 0.
Mechtober Day 7 - Airlock
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A collection of AU fics, most of which come from discussions or rps Between two friends. Most of them fall into some form of Canon Divergence, with a focus on maintaining the same old story you know and love but with an extra something that changes the narrative’s trajectory just a little
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Burning his page isn't enough to set Gerry free. Now instead of being bound to the book, he's bound to Jon.
Bookmarked by ImTooLazyToo
07 Mar 2025
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You Can Run From Your Problems! by cult_of_the_eye
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jan 2024
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Jonathan Sims pretends to be Martin K Blackwood's boyfriend for a Blackwood family gathering. Jon's bucketload of unresolved childhood trauma ends up being the biggest issue here.
(very hurt/comfort)
tw: panic attacks, exploration of grief and loneliness
Bookmarked by ImTooLazyToo
07 Jan 2025
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After the Prentiss atack, Jon is paranoid, overworked, and sleep deprived. Martin is worried, and begging him to rest.
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Basically; why you shouldn't go multiple days without sleep.
Bookmarked by ImTooLazyToo
10 Aug 2024
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Wrench by ToxicPineapple
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
22 Apr 2022
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Will it stop? It should—shouldn’t it? Kiibo is, after all, just another one of the students here; he isn’t one of the Kubs or exisals, isn’t the same kind of robot as Monokuma. He is the passion project of Professor Iidabashi, a sentient being who can love, hope, and dream just the same as any human. It has to stop. It’s going to stop. It’s going to st—
Kiibo realises a moment too late that the press isn’t going to stop.
With a strangled sound, Kiibo thrusts himself onto his side and rolls off, throwing himself in the direction of the floor beside the press. The press has lowered so much that there’s only barely room for him to move, and on his second roll, his shoulder catches; there’s the horrid sound of screeching metal, and Kiibo just barely manages to thrust his head and shoulders out from underneath before with a deafening crunch, the rest of him is crushed.
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In which Shuichi's carelessness at the press in chapter five has more permanent consequences.
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Jon summons Gerry a second time. It's not as miserable as Gerry might have feared.
Bookmarked by ImTooLazyToo
31 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
GERRYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUCK, MY BOOOOOYYYYY WAAAHH