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“Hey man—Master! Oogway. Sir.” Po wheezed a bit, almost laughing, because WHAT? “So, this is nuts. You know there’s no way I’m the Dragon Warrior, right? You gotta know.”
“The wise man knows he knows nothing,” Oogway returned, instead of goggling at Po in disbelief like the other five Kung Fu Masters before him.
“That’s not reassuring,” Po’s mouth uttered without input from his brain. “You know. Considering.”
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Po is the Dragon Warrior, but everyone has a lot of issues with that. Including Po, who might be getting kidnapped, right now.
Series
- Part 2 of Long Noodles, Long Life
Bookmarked by ImNotMadImAlice
20 Feb 2026
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Sarabi's Heart by ASWilder
Fandom Mufasa: The Lion King (Movie 2024), The Lion King (2019), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004)
23 Jan 2026
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A series of stories that focus on Sarabi and her experiences and relationships.
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20 Feb 2026
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Sick Day by QueenPersephoneofHades
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic World (2015)
08 Aug 2015
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Afterwards, Claire just about declared it illegal for him to take a sick day ever again.
Or, where Owen gets sick in the rain and the girls get lonely when their alpha doesn't come in for the day.Series
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14 Jan 2026
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Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs) by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)
03 May 2025
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Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.
Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.
The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.
…There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.
“Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”
“Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.
Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”
“No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”
Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.
“The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”
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Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.
Series
- Part 1 of Long Noodles, Long Life
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04 Jan 2026
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Surviving in the wilderness really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
After being gone for a year, John Dory returns to the Troll Tree to find it completely empty. Save for one troll: His baby brother, Branch. Thinking the trolls and the rest of his family dead, he sets off once again to the Neverglade Trail, this time, with his baby brother in tow. Fueled by fear, guilt, and voices from the past he just can't seem to escape, he wonders if he made the right decision.
But he promised his brother he would never leave him again. So he wouldn't.
Besides, he was never known for his great decisions anyways.
(Based on the song "Great Decisions" by Judah & the Lion)
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Or... I needed to write more John Dory and Branch ANGST, so here's my rewrite of canon, where John Dory goes back and raises Branch out in the wilderness, and other subsequent shenanigans. Let's see how this goes, shall we?
Chpt 1-27: The Wilderness
Chpt 28-55: Pop Village
Chpt 56-75: Trolls
Chpt 76-85: The JD Depression Arc (Trolls Epilogue)
Chpt 86-102: TWT
Chpt 103-113: The JD Band-Aid Arc (TWT Epilogue)
Chpt 114-?: TBT
Chpt ?: The Final Arc
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