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Pirate Vindaloo A Sparrington Novel by elessil, Hippediva
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean
22 Mar 2010
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Commodore Norrington and Captain Sparrow find themselves in a nasty jam and must rely on one another to escape.
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- English
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- 182,318
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 1
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- 129
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- 857
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- 318
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- 37,972
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26 Jan 2026
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England and Spain are at war, and Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem. Meanwhile, Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. AU after first film.
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- English
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- 90,393
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 263
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- 1,204
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- 425
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- 32,892
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20 Jan 2026
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18 Nov 2025
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After injuring his knee and being put on medical leave, all the Captain has to do is get through therapy and then he can return to training. Unfortunately, Alison might just know what she's doing.
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- Part 1 of Human Hands
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,888
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 178
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- 471
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- 89
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- 10,399
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12 Nov 2025
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All the Captain wanted to do this term was get his history students through their exams, help out with the Christmas pantomime, and do a lot of stress baking. But now that Button House Academy has employed a new English teacher, he has to figure out how to make room in his schedule for falling in love too.
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Also known as the one where they're all a) really good teachers and b) really terrible matchmakers
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- English
- Words:
- 42,453
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 385
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- 1,433
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- 135
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- 10,970
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28 Oct 2025
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Sarcasm and Slytherin by orphan_account
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2019
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13 Oct 2025
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Alison tried so hard to find a new house without any ghosts, she really did, but it seemed the universe was against her. After the chaos of Button House, she's sure she can handle just one ghost, especially if she keeps up the front of pretending she can't see him. But as Alison struggles to come to terms with her new normal life and the changes at Button House, her curiosity about her new housemate gets the better of her, and things take a turn when she discovers that they have a mutual friend.
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21 Sep 2025
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It Takes a Village is a series about Harry and Snape and their journey to better understand one another. Below are the various books of the series listed in order.
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- 242,167
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- 5
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20 Sep 2025
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“Nothing good will come of it. You must take that emotion and you must bury it. Never let it out.”
The Captain is forced to confront his feelings about Havers after his old diary is discovered. He relives the past and lets it intertwine with the present as he finally learns to embrace himself, realising his story didn’t end where he thought it did. Nor did his Lieutenant’s.
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(a hearty, angsty and overly romanticised rendition of canon with a little more clarity and closure.)
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15 Sep 2025
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In which the ghosts are finally sucked off and arrive in the afterlife (some would call it 'heaven').
They adapt together to a modern lifestyle where they can make use of technology and move around as they please. There are reunions to be had with those who've been there a while, but best of all: they can eat again!
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- 211,804
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- 5
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05 Sep 2025
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War Is Over (If You Want Me) - Prequel
Following the flashback to the Captain's death in Carpe Diem (Series 5 Episode 5), we know that Havers has survived the war and he and the Captain share an intimate moment as the Captain dies. But what happens next? This attempts to answer some of these questions and create a bridge between that episode and the Afterlife fic "War Is Over (If You Want Me)".
"Explain yourself,” bellowed the general, his moustache bristling.
Havers had several images flash through his mind: holding the Captain’s hand, talking to him tenderly and calling him James; yelling angrily at a room full of officers some of whom outranked him and inferring that some of them purposely stayed safely away from the front lines; and failing to return to camp last night.
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02 Sep 2025
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December 1st, 1944. Lieutenant Havers leaves for the new North-Africa front, but never returns alive. Leaving his captain and friend absolutely heartbroken.
December 1st, 2019. The Coopers are busy with the preperations for a very well-paying office christmas party, when said Lieutenant shows up at Button House, with a beating heart and a LOT of questions.
Follow them as they try to figure out what happened, and maybe find themselves along the way.
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01 Sep 2025
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At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
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- English
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- 257,314
- Chapters:
- 32/?
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- 263
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- 894
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- 268
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- 39,804
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20 Jul 2025
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Part 3 of The Evans Boy
Deathly Hallows stuff
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- Part 3 of The Evans Boy
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- English
- Words:
- 122,737
- Chapters:
- 35/?
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- 3,475
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- 4,911
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23 May 2025
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Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
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- Part 1 of Twelve Pomegranate Seeds
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- English
- Words:
- 89,503
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 1
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- 2,894
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- 8,623
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- 2,639
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- 230,108
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19 May 2025
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Severus knows he could reach into her mind and find the answers to the questions he has asked, but the recognition in her eyes stops him. So, contrary to his usual offensive approach, he clears his voice and in his tender baritone repeats, “Who are you?”
The woman blinks, and continues to stare at Severus before answering, “I’m your wife.”
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Unknowingly thrown into the past, Hermione must find a way home. But how do you work with your husband when he only remembers you as his second least favourite student and war is on the horizon?
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- English
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- 89,515
- Chapters:
- 27/?
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- 913
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- 1,266
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- 35,116
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12 Apr 2025
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Severus Snape is given redemption in a form he least expected — or wanted. When a letter with the power to change everything comes to light, Severus finds himself wondering if destiny is earned and whether or not it can be returned.
His daughter learns the answer over the course of seven years.
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- English
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- 534,250
- Chapters:
- 75/?
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- 8
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- 2,715
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- 4,405
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- 1,085
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- 274,985
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09 Apr 2025
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What's more difficult than dealing with one Severus Snape? Dealing with two of them.
After Hermione mysteriously stumbles across a teenage Severus Snape in the Room of Requirement, she finds herself seeking out the companionship of the troubled young man more and more.
Meanwhile, the very adult Professor Snape finds himself in far closer quarters than he would like with a girl he tried to forget about long ago.
A story about love, fate, and two people who just can't manage to escape either.
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- English
- Words:
- 92,462
- Chapters:
- 24/30
- Comments:
- 767
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- 2,065
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- 459
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- 58,006
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28 Feb 2025
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Voldemort chooses Neville but the Potters do not escape unscathed.
Regulus Black survives the war and establishes a Foundation in an attempt to repent for his sins.
Five years later, new Foundation employee, Lily Potter, walks back into Severus Snape's life.
Things are about to get complicated.
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How Harry Potter becomes the Chosen One, despite everyone involved trying to stop it from happening.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 834,249
- Chapters:
- 95/95
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,549
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- 1,272
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- 606
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- 109,743
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13 Feb 2025
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Cinders by electropeach
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
01 Nov 2025
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Kip Mdang had just made it to Ysthar when the news came: the Emperor was dead.
A pre-HotE AU in which Cliopher decides to go to Astandalas a few years earlier and happens on the ship ferrying Fitzroy from the Tower to the Palace.
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12 Jan 2025