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Spoken poetry and the feelings it causes. This is almost rant posting to get it off my chest because I doubt people will read this. Emotions are valid and you might relate to some of the chapters.
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Five Times Tommy forgot his name and the one time Everyone remembered by IfArsonWasLegal
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Oct 2021
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"Tommy" forgetting that Tommy is still her name and that she hasn't come out yet to everyone. Five times Clementine forgets that she is Tommy and the one time everyone knew she was Clementine
If any of the people in this story state that they are uncomfortable with this kind of writing I will remove it or edit them out if they arent a main part.
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Sickenly Domestic by IfArsonWasLegal for SlutForS8n
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Sep 2021
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Some very domestic scenes from a very domestic pair.
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There it is again that funny feeling by IfArsonWasLegal
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jul 2021
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(title from bo burnham)
Tommy just wants to be loved.
I live for Awesamdad and whatnots
No beta reader cause we die like "men"
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Fear Me by IfArsonWasLegal
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2019
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Izuku whispered in Bakugou’s ear,
“Do you fear me now Kacchan?”
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Midoriya’s Safe Haven by IfArsonWasLegal, wawaka
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2022
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Izuku and his family have a habit of adopting the strays of society :))
Make sure to join the discord server!!
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Just various little fics of Harry being a little menace (or super Cute). None of these are particularly connected unless said so :)
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The Chamber of Salazar Slytherin by Sparklingwatermelo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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Harry looks up at the ceiling of his new room, it feels… wrong. The sheer size of the bedroom that was now supposed to be his, looming threateningly around him. It feels more like a cage than the cupboard, with the iron bars on the window and the cat flap and bolts on the door.
The room is completely bare apart from a small single bed and an old wardrobe.
He misses his cupboard. That’s not a sentence he ever thought would cross his mind - but it’s true nonetheless.
He had grown accustomed to it over the years, the tight space had become kind of like a pocket of safety. It’s where they threw him in the aftermath, it’s where he recovers. It gave him the comforting illusion of safety (much like a rabbit would feel hidden away in a burrow believing it is protected even though a predator prowls above ready to dig them out).
This room gives him none of that. It’s big enough so Vernon can come in and terrorise him as much as he pleases and it’s easier than ever for them to simply lock him in here, forget about him, and let him slowly rot away.
It was supposed to be an improvement.
He feels more trapped than ever before.
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- Part 2 of Harry potter the boy who survives
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24 Dec 2025
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.
Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.
Previously titled Learning to Love
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- Part 1 of How to Love
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Let's Call It Funny by TheAsexualofSpades
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Aug 2021
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Here’s the thing about humor. It’s not necessarily that one generation is any funnier than another, it’s just that high school kids are perpetually the funniest people alive. Something about being in a pressure cooker of an environment with a bunch of other people whose bodies are changing in new unpredictable ways whilst having very little say in how their lives go creates humor. Gasp of shock, right?
So basically what Peter’s trying to say is that he’s fucking hilarious.
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