IWouldKillForFood
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“Who is this?” he asked, his voice light for the purposes of playing Bruce Wayne. Just a man answering his calls on his phone, as one did.
“B?” Jason’s voice. Bruce closed his eyes for a second in relief. Still alive.
“Jason, what’s happened? Are you okay?”
He was met with more breathing, now getting more rapid. Panic attack.
“Where are you?” his voice was low now, almost Batman. Jason responded as though he were a sleeper agent, and the Batman tones were his code.
“Some gym near the south end of Chinatown. Just off Carter Street.”
“I’m on my way.”
He was running before Jason had time to respond.
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Jason needs Bruce, and Bruce finally, finally makes it on time.
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- Part 1 of my bats
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18 Feb 2026
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Who’s the New Guy? by Fvngus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
09 Aug 2025
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The Justice League’s newest recruit, Nightwing, catches Clark’s interest. Not for his striking confidence or advanced skillset, however, but for the way he seems to immediately hit it off with Batman. He beams at the Bat like a dog at its owner’s heels, and to Clark it’s getting annoying.
Superman is determined to figure out what makes the young hero so special, but through his investigation he slowly begins to realize a few things about himself and his feelings towards Batman.
He’s also got a story due at noon, an interview with Bruce Wayne, and a peace treaty to enforce, but that’s not relevant right now.
Or, Clark misinterprets Nightwing and Batman’s relationship so badly it’s laughable…until he realizes what they are to each other in the worst way possible. Then it’s not that funny. Crack ensues. Angst ensues. Lol.
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13 Feb 2026
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The World's Greatest Batman Impersonator by eaglerayys
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
09 Jun 2024
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Dick didn’t want to be Batman. This was not a new revelation. However, to his eternal surprise he didn't really mind playing Batman, so long as it wasn't a permanent gig. Besides, it was downright hilarious getting to pull one over on the Justice League.
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Dick Grayson becomes the best substitute Batman the world has ever seen.
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11 Feb 2026
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Pre-Dinner Discussions by eaglerayys
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
01 Aug 2025
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Logically, he had no reason to be nervous. He’d been to the manor countless times over the years, and he’d never felt this on edge. Usually it was Gotham itself that Oliver was on edge, not the home of one of oldest friends. The Oliver of a year ago—hell, of a week ago—would probably laugh at his fear. But Past-Oliver wasn’t living in a world where he knew that Bruce Wayne was Batman, so what did he know?
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Oliver attends a dinner at Wayne Manor shortly after finding out Batman's identity and nothing could prepare him for the chaos of the Batfamily unguarded.
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11 Feb 2026
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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09 Feb 2026