IDKsomethingstupid
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A shorter version of a dystopian story about a world where women are, in the most literal sense, treated as objects. It can be a bit dark at times so read at your own risk
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Just some basic poetry I wrote and wanted to post
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NEXT UPDATE: VALENTINE’S DAY WEEKEND!
(In which the NSA forces Simon to marry Jack in order to keep an eye on him.)
After the supers ban was made official, the NSA had their work cut out for them, engineering new, normal lives for those once believed to be gods. Day after day, supers were reduced to a single file, liabilities to be “dealt with.”
The nightmare was almost over, with only one man left to deal with—Jackson Hart, better known as Gamma Jack.
No female supers fit the mold well enough to be assigned to play house with Jack, and even if they could withstand his toxic abilities (and personality), it would just be plain cruel to subject any woman to a life married to the guy.
Fortunately, there was one person who fit the profile the NSA was looking for: immune to the light spectrum, and by proxy, Jack. Strong enough to hold their own. The one person who wasn’t afraid of him. Unfortunately for Jack, that person happened to be a man.
Gazerbeam, AKA Simon Paladino
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Not Just The Ones That Are Little, It's Those People Problems by comegeturfanfics
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
03 Jan 2026
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Simon James Paladino had a great deal of problems.
Well, to say that it was a great deal of problems was an obfuscation. Objectively, it was just one problem; or, more precisely, one man causing many problems.
Gamma Jack.
His archnemesis, who was complicating his life in ways that he couldn't solve. This problem becomes incredibly more complex as when he critically injures the villain in a fight, he takes it upon himself to care for the man until he is well enough to not immediately die upon his arrival in jail.
That is, until Frozone tells Gazerbeam the story of how Blazestone became a hero. She was initially a villain, until she dated Frozone, and he was able to convince her to reform.
With Simon's acute people skills, and Jack's willingness to open his legs for anyone, it should be easy for Gazerbeam to do the same as Frozone. He can solve his problem with ease. Just date supervillain and personal archnemesis, Gamma Jack, convince him to become a Super, and then break up with him. Easy, right?
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07 Jan 2026
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His first pet was a fish. His father made sure to buy a huge fish tank, and the fish swam in circles, its scales glistening in the water and the lights in the room.
He loved taking care of it; he loved watching it. The lights, the colors, the movement. It was something he adored.
He loved Bubbles. He adored him. He could watch him for hours.
Ten seconds. It only took ten seconds for Bubbles to become a burnt piece of flesh on a floor littered with glass shards and water.
His mother nursed his wounds. His father told him not to tell anyone about Bubbles. He told him they would figure out what happened together.
They figured it out.
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Simon is a lawyer, he lives his life or tries to, but after accepting a case, things begin to change.Series
- Part 1 of Chronicles of Simon J. Paladino
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29 Dec 2025
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10 Dec 2025
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Early Arrival by HermesSerpent
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2025
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A slight timeline rearrangement of X-men Evolution.
Remy joins up earlier. He wants to be around other mutants, to hopefully pick up some skills to be able to handle his growing powers. He is worried about hurting the Guild. so he signs up with the brotherhood.
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mixed results.(remy is 16. baby boi never been to a highschool in his life. or any other kind of school. this will be fun for him!)
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11 Oct 2025