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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Get woke, get broke…broken up with, that is.

    Tucker Carlson has it all—a flourishing career as a late-night conservative talk show host, fabulous hair, and a face that could launch a thousand anti-SJW reaction memes.

    Then, in an act of shattering betrayal, his longtime girlfriend, Green M&M, gets new shoes, a new attitude, and a new outlook on life. She’s no longer content to be his arm candy, and before Tucker knows it, she’s disappeared—with the only clues as to her whereabouts being the chilling addition of pronouns to her social media.

    But Tucker isn’t about to give up easily. He’ll follow Green to the farthest reaches of the solar system to save her from herself—even if it means embarking on a dangerous voyage to the most woke planet in the galaxy: Mars, a liberal hellscape run by blue-haired feminists, where marauding gangs of teenagers in cat ears patrol their Safe Spaces, on the hunt for conservative pundits to devour alive.

    Along with his friends, the space-savvy Elon Musk and the quick-talking Ben Shapiro, Tucker will go where no cishet white man has gone before to win back the candy he loves and save the galaxy from its greatest threat—tolerance for other people.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Update oliver about the plot lol

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    Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.

    After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “I’m an activist, Mr. Morgan,” Merlin explains.

    “I see that,” Knight Gwaine says.

    “I want this place to exist here forever. Forever and ever and ever.”

    “You mean until King Arthur climbs out of it?”

    “Yes,” Merlin says. “But after that, too, since I’m not like, 100% positive that he’s going to know what a fish ladder is. I figure we’ve got to do some work on that and probably his English before we let him go off into the wild.”

    “Right. Obviously, the English. But what happens if someone tries to put another body in the lake while you’re here?”

    Merlin doesn’t have an answer to that.

    (Three women's bodies are dumped into a lake, and detective Gwaine Morgan is assigned the case. He does not anticipate said lake to be guarded by a local 12 year-old and is even less prepared for what happens when the 12 year-old becomes his murderer's next target.)

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    08 Feb 2026

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    It is post magic reveal, but that doesn't mean Arthur has any idea how powerful his servant really is. When Arthur challenges Merlin to a little bet, he has no idea how easily his kingdom is overthrown.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    After some time, when the round table was just established and knights went out on patrols, they eventually start talking about events that have happened in Camelot so far.

    One day, some of them mentiones how Merlin always seems involved.

    Which is why Gwaine made it his mission to make Merlin the travel Cryptid. Why is he stealing dresses? How come he suspects someone of treason and the next day they find them dead with evidence of their treason around?

    After some time of this game called: connecting the dot´s it becomes a thing. There is about as much bullshit as there are right guesses. But which are which is up to you to decide.

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    08 Feb 2026

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