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Isn't It Delicate? by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.
Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 24 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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21 Feb 2026
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Green-Eyed Bat-ster by A_Hamilton
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
05 Nov 2025
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Bruce Wayne did not consider himself a jealous man.
But he's been having a bad day, what with meetings being a bitch and new injuries being a pain and old injuries resurfacing just for the hell of it.
And this asshole perched on Bruce's husband's desk was Not Helping.
Batman didn't kill, but Bruce Wayne was desperately wishing he had fewer morals.
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21 Feb 2026
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How to Introduce Your Husband to Your Super-Serious Crime-Fighting Group by A_Hamilton
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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“Can we meet him some day?”
Clark hesitated. It wasn’t as though his professional life and his personal life overlapped very often, Bruce and the kids being some of the very few exceptions.
The only way Clark would be able to introduce Bruce to the League, aside from him getting kidnapped and them having to save him, would probably be to bring him up to the Watchtower. Out of the suit. As a civilian. And Clark didn’t see Batman being comfortable with that any time soon.
“Probably not, but we’ll see.”
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Or, Clark has finally revealed his identity to the League. Who... immediately found out he was married to Bruce Wayne. If Clark had his way, Brucie and the League would stay far, far away from each other.
Too bad his husband didn't get the memo.
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20 Feb 2026
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Neil didn't start regretting anything until later that night, when he and Andrew managed to slip away to the roof. They were finally alone, but Neil was met with the sudden realization that he couldn't reach out to kiss him, even if he wanted to. If he would've known this morning that he was going to have to abstain from kissing Andrew for so long, he would've savoured the last one properly—and sucked his dick for good measure.
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Neil gets his tongue pierced.
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10 Feb 2026
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“Between the two of us, I think you have more homicidal tendencies,” Neil whispered.
“You've got the hair and eyes. Wouldn’t even have to wear that awful wig.” Andrew conveniently glossed over the cartoonish fake scars on the model’s face. After a long moment, he turned to face Neil properly. “I can be Tiffany,” Andrew suggested, tone too measured for it to be a throwaway.
Neil had no idea who that was. The main protagonist maybe, who saved the world from the doll's crimes? But Neil couldn’t remember there being any Tiffanys in the movie they watched. He wracked his brain for what else Andrew could be referencing. “Like Tiffany’s Breakfast?” Neil tried, unsure.
“Tiffany Valentine,” Andrew explained, not quite meeting his eyes, and then, “Chucky's bride.”
Oh.
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Neil and Andrew dress up as Chucky and Tiffany for Halloween and have some realisations.
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10 Feb 2026